Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 10

morethanpretty · 11-02-2008, 08:16 PM

Ew dicks are icky? WTH? I mean yeah a shower is essential to me (unless I'm drunk or just that horny), I used to like givin oral better than gettin. I could cum just doin it for someone. Then again I've been told I have a fixation for that...TMI?
My ex and I never could deal with condoms, either of us. Lube just did not make it better (I really think it was his fault, he just didn't have the patience to get it right). It is important to keep the humor, and be understanding. Just practice like they've said (its not like you wouldn't enjoy that practice

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I guess now that I'm on the market and all tho I'll need to use 'em. I've become even more picky about my partners tho, I did my time teachin a guy, I want some lessons myself now.

Still no for now Elz. I'll be sure to let you know when the bus ticket is necessary.

Bruce 9012 · 11-03-2008, 01:39 AM

when anyone starts blaiming
Its over !

Sundae · 11-03-2008, 06:08 AM

Dicks is not icky!
Oral should be pleasureable for both parties.

Ibby · 11-03-2008, 06:19 AM

meh i just think dicks are icky.. but that's coming from a bi guy, so... not toooo icky.
heh.

Sheldonrs · 11-03-2008, 06:53 AM

I think dicks are one of the main food groups.

piercehawkeye45 · 11-03-2008, 09:38 AM

Errr....yes, practice putting on condoms and yes, practice jacking off with condoms. Condoms are essential for a healthy sex life so it is much easier to just get used to them and not bitch and get worked up every time you have to put them on. The negative psychological effects of hating condoms are powerful.

Also, if you feel that you are going to come prematurely, take a few very deep breathes. That should make you last longer (practice this while jacking off as well) and it should be more enjoyable because you can stay at the just pre-point of no return state longer. Remember, the nice guy always finishes last.

Sheldonrs · 11-03-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

... Remember, the nice guy always finishes last.

True. But the GREAT guy is never finished. lol!!

Ibby · 11-07-2008, 10:53 AM

ZenGum · 11-07-2008, 07:17 PM

Trying to read between the lines there, I think Ibram just had a very pleasant afternoon/evening ....

Treasenuak · 11-08-2008, 09:33 AM

um, I don't think reading between the lines is necessary... just reading the lines

DanaC · 11-08-2008, 08:26 PM

yehbut...between the lines is where they hide the heroin...

Ibby · 11-09-2008, 04:36 AM

3 days in a row.

Treasenuak · 11-09-2008, 06:54 PM

-applauds- GO IBBY!!!

Pie · 11-09-2008, 08:42 PM

Ah, to be 17 again...

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 05:02 AM

no sex today... shes putting a hold on that until i can get my hands on some spermicide or something... shes a little paranoid about the pregnancy thing, but i can't blame her. So, we just fooled around...

first blowjob today. I approve...

eta: though it was a little weird making out with her afterwards...

11-02-2008, 08:16 PM	#1
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Ew dicks are icky? WTH? I mean yeah a shower is essential to me (unless I'm drunk or just that horny), I used to like givin oral better than gettin. I could cum just doin it for someone. Then again I've been told I have a fixation for that...TMI? My ex and I never could deal with condoms, either of us. Lube just did not make it better (I really think it was his fault, he just didn't have the patience to get it right). It is important to keep the humor, and be understanding. Just practice like they've said (its not like you wouldn't enjoy that practice ) I guess now that I'm on the market and all tho I'll need to use 'em. I've become even more picky about my partners tho, I did my time teachin a guy, I want some lessons myself now. Still no for now Elz. I'll be sure to let you know when the bus ticket is necessary. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-03-2008, 06:19 AM	#4
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	meh i just think dicks are icky.. but that's coming from a bi guy, so... not toooo icky. heh. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-03-2008, 06:53 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I think dicks are one of the main food groups. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-03-2008, 09:38 AM	#6
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Errr....yes, practice putting on condoms and yes, practice jacking off with condoms. Condoms are essential for a healthy sex life so it is much easier to just get used to them and not bitch and get worked up every time you have to put them on. The negative psychological effects of hating condoms are powerful. Also, if you feel that you are going to come prematurely, take a few very deep breathes. That should make you last longer (practice this while jacking off as well) and it should be more enjoyable because you can stay at the just pre-point of no return state longer. Remember, the nice guy always finishes last. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

11-07-2008, 10:53 AM	#8
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	__________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-03-2008, 01:39 AM	#2
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	when anyone starts blaiming Its over !

11-03-2008, 06:08 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dicks is not icky! Oral should be pleasureable for both parties.

11-07-2008, 07:17 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Trying to read between the lines there, I think Ibram just had a very pleasant afternoon/evening .... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-08-2008, 09:33 AM	#10
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	um, I don't think reading between the lines is necessary... just reading the lines

11-08-2008, 08:26 PM	#11
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	yehbut...between the lines is where they hide the heroin...

11-09-2008, 04:36 AM	#12
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	3 days in a row. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-09-2008, 06:54 PM	#13
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-applauds- GO IBBY!!!

11-09-2008, 08:42 PM	#14
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Ah, to be 17 again... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-10-2008, 05:02 AM	#15
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	no sex today... shes putting a hold on that until i can get my hands on some spermicide or something... shes a little paranoid about the pregnancy thing, but i can't blame her. So, we just fooled around... first blowjob today. I approve... eta: though it was a little weird making out with her afterwards... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh Last edited by Ibby; 11-10-2008 at 05:56 AM.

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