Dog pics - Page 10

xoxoxoBruce · 11-18-2004, 08:44 PM

This is Tuffy the pimpdaddy doggie. His ho’s name is Spjut.
Tuffy pimps out Spjut to Boeing as an advanced material technology specialist so Spjut can supply the best canned food and chew toys a pimp could want. The envy of the kennel.

Like most pimps, Tuffy takes Spjut to work everyday ‘cause those lazy hos can’t be trusted. Since Spjut has a visual field of only 2 degrees, can see only a small area directly in front, Tuffy applied some muscle to Boeing. They responded with a variety of high-tech, "assistive" equipment, to accommodate his visual limitations. Among his work tools are two flat-screen monitors, one of which magnifies whatever is on the screen up to 25 times, a laptop program that responds to voice commands, a screen reader and enlarger, and a separate voice device to control the screen reader and enlarger. Good Ho.

Nothing But Net · 11-18-2004, 09:00 PM

At least Spjut appears to be doing some kind of actual work, instead of just browsing the web all day. He may be more productive than 90% of the workforce.

LabRat · 11-19-2004, 09:32 AM

of all the $$ spent on all of that equipment, they couldn't find another $30 to buy a second monitor stand??

xoxoxoBruce · 11-20-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nothing But Net

At least Spjut appears to be doing some kind of actual work, instead of just browsing the web all day. He may be more productive than 90% of the workforce.

Yeah, but the picture was posed. Tuffy usually sleeps under the desk, resting up for
nightly dog-bauchery.

Nothing But Net · 11-21-2004, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Nightly dog-bauchery.

And why, pray tell, have I never been invited???

xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2004, 03:42 AM

Because you pray & tell.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-22-2004, 08:17 PM

This is a cool looking dog the Russians breed for childrens therapy dogs. Boy, nothing will take a sick kids mind off his troubles like a dog ride.

Cyber Wolf · 11-23-2004, 06:23 AM

What's the breed name, Bruce? I love that mottled pattern in its fur.

wolf · 11-23-2004, 01:36 PM

I love the fact that the dog is wearing a bear costume, for the further amusement and traumitization of the child.

BrianR · 11-23-2004, 02:27 PM

I believe that is a Komondor, they are also used in rescue and guard dog applications.

They, like pit bulls, can be mean mothers or nice as pie a la mode (I'm hungry!)

Brian

wolf · 11-24-2004, 01:59 AM

Komondok (plural of Komondor) is a thickly coated dog, usually white from Hungary. The coat is grown long and twisted into ropes ... similar to that of a Puli.

They look like large, walking dustmops.

slang · 11-24-2004, 02:33 AM

Yeah, I know this is the dog pics thread but I didnt want to start a new thread. Check out this honker.

wolf · 11-24-2004, 02:36 AM

Yummy! I'll be over in a bit. Chestnut stuffing and cranberries! yah!!!

404Error · 11-24-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Komondok (plural of Komondor) is a thickly coated dog, usually white from Hungary. The coat is grown long and twisted into ropes ... similar to that of a Puli.

They look like large, walking dustmops.

It's like the Rastafarian version of an English Sheep Dog. Maybe it's just me, but these don't look much like the dog in Bruce's picture.

wolf · 11-24-2004, 12:14 PM

Precisely my point. I know my dogs, and the ridin' dog is not a Komondor.

I would guess that the dog is a mutt of some kind. The face bears certain resemblance to an Irish Wolfhound, but that's as good as I get. I know AKC breeds, not Russian ones.

11-18-2004, 08:44 PM	#136
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is Tuffy the pimpdaddy doggie. His ho’s name is Spjut. Tuffy pimps out Spjut to Boeing as an advanced material technology specialist so Spjut can supply the best canned food and chew toys a pimp could want. The envy of the kennel. Like most pimps, Tuffy takes Spjut to work everyday ‘cause those lazy hos can’t be trusted. Since Spjut has a visual field of only 2 degrees, can see only a small area directly in front, Tuffy applied some muscle to Boeing. They responded with a variety of high-tech, "assistive" equipment, to accommodate his visual limitations. Among his work tools are two flat-screen monitors, one of which magnifies whatever is on the screen up to 25 times, a laptop program that responds to voice commands, a screen reader and enlarger, and a separate voice device to control the screen reader and enlarger. Good Ho. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.

11-19-2004, 09:32 AM	#138
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	of all the $$ spent on all of that equipment, they couldn't find another $30 to buy a second monitor stand?? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-21-2004, 03:42 AM	#141
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Because you pray & tell. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-22-2004, 08:17 PM	#142
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is a cool looking dog the Russians breed for childrens therapy dogs. Boy, nothing will take a sick kids mind off his troubles like a dog ride. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.

11-23-2004, 06:23 AM	#143
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	What's the breed name, Bruce? I love that mottled pattern in its fur. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

11-18-2004, 09:00 PM	#137
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	At least Spjut appears to be doing some kind of actual work, instead of just browsing the web all day. He may be more productive than 90% of the workforce.

11-23-2004, 01:36 PM	#144
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I love the fact that the dog is wearing a bear costume, for the further amusement and traumitization of the child. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-23-2004, 02:27 PM	#145
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I believe that is a Komondor, they are also used in rescue and guard dog applications. They, like pit bulls, can be mean mothers or nice as pie a la mode (I'm hungry!) Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

11-24-2004, 01:59 AM	#146
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Komondok (plural of Komondor) is a thickly coated dog, usually white from Hungary. The coat is grown long and twisted into ropes ... similar to that of a Puli. They look like large, walking dustmops. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-24-2004, 02:33 AM	#147
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Goose pics - Ha!! Yeah, I know this is the dog pics thread but I didnt want to start a new thread. Check out this honker. Attached Images

11-24-2004, 02:36 AM	#148
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yummy! I'll be over in a bit. Chestnut stuffing and cranberries! yah!!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-24-2004, 12:14 PM	#150
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Precisely my point. I know my dogs, and the ridin' dog is not a Komondor. I would guess that the dog is a mutt of some kind. The face bears certain resemblance to an Irish Wolfhound, but that's as good as I get. I know AKC breeds, not Russian ones. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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