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Old 08-31-2008, 02:28 PM   #1
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Sorry, I'm malignant.
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:20 PM   #2
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I'd like to nominate Els. Just saying.
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:38 PM   #3
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Seconded.
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:27 PM   #4
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Well. Malignant sages do sound more interesting....Benign sage...benign sage....hmmmm.............
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:59 PM   #5
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Magic 8-ball has a friggin life, people, a career, kids, a Mrs. 8-ball. Sometimes he goes away for a few months. Sheesh.

Friggin Vultures.

OK, the magic 8-ball will resume his mission of enlightenment. Ask on.
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:57 PM   #6
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Magic 8-ball has a friggin life, people, a career, kids, a Mrs. 8-ball.
At least you didn't say Mrs. 8-ball and chain!
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:12 AM   #7
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O Magic 8 Ball, will Lightfall lower its price again?
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:30 AM   #8
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magic 8 ball: do the signs point to yes?
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Old 09-01-2008, 12:35 AM   #9
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magic 8 ball: do the signs point to yes?
M8B needs more info.
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:06 AM   #10
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should I colour my hair pink, orange, purple or blue>?
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Old 09-01-2008, 01:32 AM   #11
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should I colour my hair pink, orange, purple or blue>?
Yes.

The magic 8 ball refuses to be constrained by your arbitrary use of the conjunction "or".
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:28 AM   #12
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MonkeyBoy has a simple question: "Will I get a hand job?"
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:56 AM   #13
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MonkeyBoy has a simple question: "Will I get a hand job?"
No, it will be done mostly by machine. Only the finish stitching will be done by hand.
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Old 09-01-2008, 05:13 AM   #14
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Magic 8 ball
I have one remaining hive - should I still go to the doctors?
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Old 09-01-2008, 05:47 AM   #15
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I have one remaining hive - should I still go to the doctors?
Doctors? Plural? Jesus H, no wonder your NHS is so f'd up.

You should still go see the doctor. By the time you actually get in to see one, the hives will be gone, but some new and utterly magnificent physical malady will have taken its place. Probably sexually transmitted.

Best to get in line early.
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