There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 107

captainhook455 · 08-05-2019, 09:55 PM

Yeah I come by once in awhile. I see a better pic of the house here than what was shown on FB. Like the color I don't know about that car it needs repainting. Maybe a flat blue? I've seen Jim's garage it is going to be hell moving all that stuff. Clothes and kitchen ware is what I always hated moving. Where'd all these clothes, towels and bedding come from? Sheesh. After living in the same house for 10 yrs and collecting all this shit I just as soon shoot myself as to move one more time.

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Clodfobble · 08-06-2019, 08:31 AM

Clothes and kitchenware get packed together, that's how you keep the dishes from breaking...

lumberjim · 08-06-2019, 11:31 AM

Smrt

xoxoxoBruce · 08-06-2019, 11:35 AM

But then you'll never get new dishes.

lumberjim · 08-11-2019, 12:24 AM

I have a 6 foot cock.

My house well be a landmark

xoxoxoBruce · 08-11-2019, 12:35 AM

That's where that guy with a 6 foot cock that the ladies run in terror from lives.

Glinda · 08-11-2019, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I have a 6 foot cock.

My house well be a landmark

I love your cock, lumberjim!

zippyt · 08-11-2019, 12:46 AM

Nice Cock Jim !!

fargon · 08-11-2019, 07:46 AM

I love your Cock.

Griff · 08-11-2019, 08:30 AM

Jim keeps a cock in his backyard.

sexobon · 08-11-2019, 08:54 AM

Cockamamie!

lumberjim · 08-11-2019, 07:10 PM

Isn't he cool? My sister gave me the big cock as a house warming gift.

I'm thinking I'll paint the tail dark blue fading in from the tips of the feathers, and same coming up from the bottom of the thighs.... Maybe a bit of red around the bottom of the white neck...

This is heavy handed, but....

sexobon · 08-11-2019, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

… I'm thinking I'll paint the tail dark blue fading in from the tips of the feathers, and same coming up from the bottom of the thighs.... Maybe a bit of red around the bottom of the white neck...

As long as you call it red, white and blue. If it's blue, white and red (like the French flag); then, then it's le Coq Gaulois (Gallic Rooster), symbol of the French people. You'll know if you did it wrong 'cause a French cock says "cocorico" instead of "cock-a-doodle-do."

xoxoxoBruce · 08-12-2019, 12:59 AM

Any-Cockle-Do, said the little Red Hen, but we know those communists are sluts...

lumberjim · 08-11-2019, 07:24 PM

I'm wore the fuck out. Moving blows.

My new view, reclined on the back porch ain't bad though

08-06-2019, 08:31 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Clothes and kitchenware get packed together, that's how you keep the dishes from breaking... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-06-2019, 11:31 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Smrt __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-06-2019, 11:35 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But then you'll never get new dishes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-11-2019, 12:24 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I have a 6 foot cock. My house well be a landmark __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-11-2019, 12:35 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's where that guy with a 6 foot cock that the ladies run in terror from lives. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-05-2019, 09:55 PM	#1
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Yeah I come by once in awhile. I see a better pic of the house here than what was shown on FB. Like the color I don't know about that car it needs repainting. Maybe a flat blue? I've seen Jim's garage it is going to be hell moving all that stuff. Clothes and kitchen ware is what I always hated moving. Where'd all these clothes, towels and bedding come from? Sheesh. After living in the same house for 10 yrs and collecting all this shit I just as soon shoot myself as to move one more time. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

08-11-2019, 12:46 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Nice Cock Jim !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-11-2019, 07:46 AM	#9
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08-11-2019, 08:30 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Jim keeps a cock in his backyard. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-11-2019, 08:54 AM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Cockamamie!

08-11-2019, 07:10 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Isn't he cool? My sister gave me the big cock as a house warming gift. I'm thinking I'll paint the tail dark blue fading in from the tips of the feathers, and same coming up from the bottom of the thighs.... Maybe a bit of red around the bottom of the white neck... This is heavy handed, but.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-12-2019, 12:59 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Any-Cockle-Do, said the little Red Hen, but we know those communists are sluts... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-11-2019, 07:24 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm wore the fuck out. Moving blows. My new view, reclined on the back porch ain't bad though __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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