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TheMercenary · 11-14-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75?

I guess if the rack was large enough someone might take it and do a European cape or just take the horns to rattle during a hunt. Who knows. Beats the story about the 2 guys from Laos that worked in a local Chinese eatery and brought a dead deer from a road kill to work and put it in the frig. They had to close the place down and throw out all the food. Happened just a few weeks ago.

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Bullitt · 11-14-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

An old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.

Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?

Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75?

I see deer carcasses just about everyday on my commute, most in a pretty "scattered" shape. A lot of big trucks on 77N/S combined with the Cuyahoga Valley's ridiculous deer population = carnage.
I remember a deer that got hit near my house by a car with real low clearance. Left a good quarter-mile smear on the pavement that lasted until the next hard rain a week later.

lumberjim · 11-10-2008, 11:20 AM

where is the rest of that stick, more importantly.

sweetwater · 11-10-2008, 01:21 PM

I love that the image was posted by bigw00dy!

HungLikeJesus · 11-10-2008, 01:46 PM

I remember when Detroit cars were made out of steel.

HungLikeJesus · 11-10-2008, 04:08 PM

It's all that nuculer power.

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 04:54 PM

Nope, I definitely have not been to Ohio...ever...or anywhere in the US in fact.

impress · 11-14-2008, 08:01 AM

ZenGum · 11-14-2008, 05:43 PM

Attachment 20387

Highlight at your peril. NSFW. Rude. Gross. Disgusting, even.

"Oh my God! She IS a little teapot! I can see the tea-bag!"

impress · 11-15-2008, 10:47 AM

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classicman · 11-14-2008, 08:24 AM

That's an "lol caption" waitin to happen there impress.

HungLikeJesus · 11-14-2008, 08:24 AM

Sometimes a deer's head will just spontaneously fall off. Then they kind of blunder around until they end up in traffic and get knocked down by a car. It's more common than most people realize.

Shawnee123 · 11-14-2008, 08:28 AM

I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off.

binky · 11-14-2008, 09:55 AM

Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.

11-10-2008, 11:20 AM	#3
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11-14-2008, 08:28 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-14-2008, 09:55 AM	#15
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