Ouija for 11-Year olds? - Page 11

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 02:10 PM

Oh DUH Pie.

BETTER AT CONJURING SPIRITS.

In your opinion, which is the same as mine, they are equally good at conjuring spirits.

I would like to hear what those folks who think a Ouija board has even a remote possibility of contacting spirits think, and why cardboard is a better ghost conjurer than the intrawebz.

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I would like to hear what those folks who think a Ouija board has even a remote possibility of contacting spirits think, and why cardboard is a better ghost conjurer than the intrawebz.

Duh~! coz on the intrawebz you can pretend to be ANYBODY! The cardboard version knows it's YOU.

Cicero · 12-16-2008, 02:10 PM

Shawnee, it wasn't a devil eating your brain, it was my pre-death, evil spirit, that came by to swallow your soul, and to carry it in my fowl womb. And on to the 7th level of hell, to vomit it on a demon's new 3 piece suit. So the 7 demon daughters could unfold their master plan to steal your first born bebbe'. Makes sense? K?

BWUAHAHAHAAA! *evil grin*

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 02:11 PM

Sounds like a plan.

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 02:12 PM

Look chickies--I bought MY soon-to-arrive ouija board precisely BECAUSE I have an insatiable need to play with fire. I will let you KNOW which devils I conjur and how successful they are. thanks for playing.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 02:14 PM

Look, almost all the twisted brains hanging around in one thread. I LOVE it!

Cicero · 12-16-2008, 02:14 PM

I know how to party with the Ouija what can I say?

But that brings me to the question: are wedgies suitable for 11 year olds?

Oh the indicator has swung to yes!! Wow!!!

You don't need a ouija to conjure a devil. I eat spicy food for the same effect, myself.

HungLikeJesus · 12-16-2008, 02:20 PM

Oh, great. Reports are coming in - the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area.

I'm looking out my window at the Stay Puft Marshmallow man right now.

wolf · 12-16-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Oh, great. Reports are coming in - the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area.

Cats and dogs living together ... and something about a giant Twinkie.

SteveDallas · 12-16-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Kind of like how my kids think they can fly?

When my son was 3-4ish he had a massive obsession with Mary Poppins. (And the Sound of Music to a lesser extent; I told Mrs. Dallas he was bound to be disappointed when he learned that Julie Andrews was way too old for him.) At the same time, he had a full-blown obsession with umbrellas. He couldn't pass an umbrella display in a store without pitching a massive fit to be allowed to get one. We eventually "solved" this by buying up 18" umbrellas at the dollar store, so he'd always have his own umbrella.

But the Mary Poppins <-> umbrella connection was obvious. We were worried he'd decide to hop off the stairs so he could fly with the umbrella.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

a debil ate my brain.

You sure about that? Maybe it was just Krampus?

Trilby · 12-16-2008, 03:14 PM

Hey, my Ouija board is gonna glow in the dark, beeeyotches!

I asked that stupid online thing why does my back hurt and it answered NO. Dumbass thing.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 03:33 PM

Yabbut, Labrat's question yielded the answer 9 inches. Maybe it gets the answer right, but the answer is to the wrong question?

It is weird though, that it knew she was looking for a number.

Now I'm scared.

SteveDallas · 12-16-2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Yabbut, Labrat's question yielded the answer 9 inches

Actually, it just answered "9"--with no units specified. It might 9 feet or 9 nanometers or, for that matter, 9 days.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Actually, it just answered "9"--with no units specified. It might 9 feet or 9 nanometers or, for that matter, 9 days.

Ahem. Yeah, I knew that. That was why the 9 was italicized. However, any other explanation did not fit my double entendre. So there...hmmph.

Pie · 12-16-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

It is weird though, that it knew she was looking for a number.
Now I'm scared.

<serious>It just twigged on the phrase "how much". Easy enough to program a short list of "quantifier" type questions, etc. Then hook it up to a random number generator. </ly>

View Poll Results: Is Ouija suitable for 11-year olds?
NO WAY, nuh-huh, absolutely NOT	11	33.33%
Not really, but.....	2	6.06%
Meh	5	15.15%
It's okay, but.....	3	9.09%
YES, it's perfect for that purpose	12	36.36%
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12-16-2008, 02:10 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh DUH Pie. BETTER AT CONJURING SPIRITS. In your opinion, which is the same as mine, they are equally good at conjuring spirits. I would like to hear what those folks who think a Ouija board has even a remote possibility of contacting spirits think, and why cardboard is a better ghost conjurer than the intrawebz. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 02:10 PM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Shawnee, it wasn't a devil eating your brain, it was my pre-death, evil spirit, that came by to swallow your soul, and to carry it in my fowl womb. And on to the 7th level of hell, to vomit it on a demon's new 3 piece suit. So the 7 demon daughters could unfold their master plan to steal your first born bebbe'. Makes sense? K? BWUAHAHAHAAA! evil grin __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-16-2008, 02:11 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds like a plan. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 02:12 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Look chickies--I bought MY soon-to-arrive ouija board precisely BECAUSE I have an insatiable need to play with fire. I will let you KNOW which devils I conjur and how successful they are. thanks for playing. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-16-2008, 02:14 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Look, almost all the twisted brains hanging around in one thread. I LOVE it! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 02:20 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Oh, great. Reports are coming in - the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area. I'm looking out my window at the Stay Puft Marshmallow man right now. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-16-2008, 03:14 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hey, my Ouija board is gonna glow in the dark, beeeyotches! I asked that stupid online thing why does my back hurt and it answered NO. Dumbass thing. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-16-2008, 03:33 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yabbut, Labrat's question yielded the answer 9 inches. Maybe it gets the answer right, but the answer is to the wrong question? It is weird though, that it knew she was looking for a number. Now I'm scared. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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