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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Can I have my own stapler?
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"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."
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What is your policy on sexual harassment?
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I always like to compare my jobs to penises.
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Well in my last 26 positions...
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polaroid of perfection
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BZZZZZ
BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ (because that might be a real question! DING! 19% of the vote BZZZZZ Y'all can have another go before I reveal the answers. Stretching the 3 strikes and you're out purely because of the time distance. Yeah. My game, my rules, baby. |
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Want to have sex?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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What's your policy on embezzelment?
Do you mind if I have cocktails at lunch every day?
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was it the head answer, though?
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Top answers:
- Do single men have access to the creche? - Do you have anything against Muslims with a burning hatred of the West and a pilot's license? - 9 til 5? 9 til 5?! My medication wears off at 3!! |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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omg I snorted way out loud!
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Ok, top 7 answers on the board: Name something weird you ate as a kid.
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Worms
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Snot
No vegetables PBJ
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