The Compliment Thread - Page 12

DanaC · 08-16-2007, 06:15 AM

Yeah, but we forgive him because of his astronomical cock.

Elspode · 08-17-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Yeah, but we forgive him because of his astronomical cock.

For some reason, I now have the image of an erect penis doing the job of the gnomon on a sundial...

Razzmatazz13 · 08-16-2007, 02:57 PM

Mayhaps I should edit him out then, so he won't feel bad?

lumberjim · 08-16-2007, 03:40 PM

it's just an ongoing thing, razz.

It's like they found out that i was afraid of mice or something, and they like to tease me about it.

I'm not afraid of mice, btw.

SteveDallas · 08-16-2007, 03:46 PM

Unless they're mice who are lurking on The Cellar.

lumberjim · 08-16-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Unless they're mice who are lurking on The Cellar.

Shawnee123 · 08-16-2007, 03:48 PM

reminds me of a joke:

Man is riding the bus. There is an old lady with an umbrella sitting across the aisle. Every now and then, the bus driver looks in his big rearview mirror, puts his hand around his throat, and makes gurgly noises. Each time, the little old lady gets out of her seat, hits the driver over the head with the umbrella, and goes to sit back down. This goes on for a few stops. The lady finally disembarks. The man can't stand his curiosity, so he moves up front and says to the driver "what in the world was going on with you and that old lady?" The driver replies "Oh, her daughter got strangled to death last week and I like to tease her about it."

HungLikeJesus · 08-16-2007, 04:40 PM

Shawnee - that was a good one. It should be in the Humor thread.

DanaC · 08-16-2007, 10:08 PM

I think we should give the mods a big round of applause for not gettin in everyone's face.

I occasionally frequent a couple of other forums, mainly political or gaming in nature. One in particular seems to have very trigger happy mods and a rather disturbing Yellow Card/Red Card system. When I say trigger happy, I mean mods posting in a thread to warn people that it's drifted off topic, or locking it because people were getting personal.

So, big round of applause for the mods for being mainly unnoticed.

lumberjim · 08-17-2007, 12:53 AM

hey! it's 4 O'cock!

fargon · 08-17-2007, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

hey! it's 4 O'cock!

Just don't get twixt LJ and the door.

DanaC · 08-17-2007, 05:37 AM

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For some reason, I now have the image of an erect penis doing the job of the gnomon on a sundial...

Your welcome :P

xoxoxoBruce · 08-17-2007, 06:13 AM

Yes, but he said it was 4 o'clock, at 1 o'clock, so evidently he's not up to the job.

lumberjim · 08-17-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Yes, but he said it was 4 o'clock, at 1 o'clock, so evidently he's not up to the job.

the number was immaterial. the joke was in the o'cock.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-18-2007, 01:01 PM

Quit making excuses and admit it, you've got a hook... or is it a slice?

08-16-2007, 03:40 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it's just an ongoing thing, razz. It's like they found out that i was afraid of mice or something, and they like to tease me about it. I'm not afraid of mice, btw. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-16-2007, 03:48 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	reminds me of a joke: Man is riding the bus. There is an old lady with an umbrella sitting across the aisle. Every now and then, the bus driver looks in his big rearview mirror, puts his hand around his throat, and makes gurgly noises. Each time, the little old lady gets out of her seat, hits the driver over the head with the umbrella, and goes to sit back down. This goes on for a few stops. The lady finally disembarks. The man can't stand his curiosity, so he moves up front and says to the driver "what in the world was going on with you and that old lady?" The driver replies "Oh, her daughter got strangled to death last week and I like to tease her about it." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-16-2007, 04:40 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Shawnee - that was a good one. It should be in the Humor thread. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-17-2007, 12:53 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey! it's 4 O'cock! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-17-2007, 06:13 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, but he said it was 4 o'clock, at 1 o'clock, so evidently he's not up to the job. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-16-2007, 06:15 AM	#1
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yeah, but we forgive him because of his astronomical cock.

08-16-2007, 02:57 PM	#3
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Mayhaps I should edit him out then, so he won't feel bad?

08-16-2007, 03:46 PM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Unless they're mice who are lurking on The Cellar.

08-16-2007, 10:08 PM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I think we should give the mods a big round of applause for not gettin in everyone's face. I occasionally frequent a couple of other forums, mainly political or gaming in nature. One in particular seems to have very trigger happy mods and a rather disturbing Yellow Card/Red Card system. When I say trigger happy, I mean mods posting in a thread to warn people that it's drifted off topic, or locking it because people were getting personal. So, big round of applause for the mods for being mainly unnoticed.

08-18-2007, 01:01 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Quit making excuses and admit it, you've got a hook... or is it a slice? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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