How old is everyone on this forum? - Page 12

elSicomoro · 10-22-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

This is a surprise; I didn't think you liked me very much. I'm glad that I've shown to be not such a bad guy after all.

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies.

Rock Steady · 10-22-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies.

So, she's like a black widow, makes love, then commits them?

wolf · 10-22-2005, 02:07 AM

PM me after a respectable interval following your wife's passing ...

Trilby · 10-22-2005, 12:51 PM

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

I'll argue the can't be too thin.

Brett's Honey · 11-20-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

Speaking of toys, I went to my first "toys" party a few months ago. It was a BLAST!! The lady giving the party made even the shy girls feel comfortable, and after some drinks and jello shots, everyone loosened up and had a great time. Afterwards, when it was time for us to place our orders, she went into another room and had everyone come in one at a time so nobody would feel embarrassed about what they were ordering. After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....)
This particular one was called "Slumber Parties". They have a website. I highly recommend those parties for a fun girls night out!

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett's Honey

(snip)After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....) (snip)

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

I blame Ashke for linking to this thread, i will now spend all day trying to find this stuff and not get any work done

[edit: coz I havent had my recommended caffeine intake yet]

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

Well...I buy China Nympho Creme---is good!
The directions (on how to apply) alone will make you horny, baby, yeah!

And available via your friendly neighborhood Fun Party Rep.

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 05:07 PM

I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

wolf · 10-22-2005, 05:33 PM

Sycamore has a point.

footfootfoot · 11-05-2006, 05:05 PM

Do they make a China Satyr creme?

Elspode · 11-05-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Do they make a China Satyr creme?

There is Steve Martin's Penis Cream. Just rub the penis creme on your penis for, oh, fifteen or twenty minutes, and soon all the wrinkles will smooth out of your penis, leaving you with the nicest, smoothest penis ever!

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 05:14 PM

34

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

34

is that some sort of Douglas Adams quote?

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 05:17 PM

no, it's how old I am.

10-22-2005, 02:07 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	PM me after a respectable interval following your wife's passing ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-22-2005, 12:51 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-22-2005, 05:33 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sycamore has a point. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-05-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Do they make a China Satyr creme? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-05-2006, 05:14 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	34 __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 05:07 PM	#9
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

11-05-2006, 05:17 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	no, it's how old I am. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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