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toranokaze · 07-08-2008, 10:07 AM

Last night I got so drunk I blew chunks.
For those of you who don't know chunks is my dog.

Radar · 07-08-2008, 05:42 PM

Thanks toranokaze. That one tickled the hell out of me.

monster · 07-08-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar

Thanks toranokaze. That one tickled the hell out of me.

your real name is Chunks?

My name is mud · 07-08-2008, 06:27 PM

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

toranokaze · 07-08-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

Something that is also true

skysidhe · 07-12-2008, 04:38 PM

This reminded me of cellar/dwellar conversation with the newbies. It usually ends well.

spudcon · 07-12-2008, 10:50 PM

Nubee V TW

skysidhe · 07-13-2008, 01:52 AM

hehe, yeah

Cyclefrance · 07-15-2008, 04:15 AM

Never tell a woman she can't cook - she'll only give you a mouthful!

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jester · 07-16-2008, 10:28 AM

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Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State...

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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Sundae · 07-16-2008, 11:18 AM

I don't get it

Shawnee123 · 07-16-2008, 11:23 AM

It's a tin of "chaw." Chewin' baccy. Snuff. Stuff they like to snort. Reminds me of HS prom.

glatt · 07-16-2008, 11:34 AM

Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

Shawnee123 · 07-16-2008, 11:50 AM

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Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

Are there any rentals in your area, SG? How's the job market?

Sundae · 07-17-2008, 07:06 AM

I knew it was too big to be a condom
I have blue hair now, not blonde

But I couldn't work out what on earth it could be - I assumed it must be something common or the joke didn't work.

07-08-2008, 10:07 AM	#1
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Last night I got so drunk I blew chunks. For those of you who don't know chunks is my dog. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

07-08-2008, 05:42 PM	#2
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Thanks toranokaze. That one tickled the hell out of me. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-12-2008, 04:38 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	This reminded me of cellar/dwellar conversation with the newbies. It usually ends well. Attached Images

07-12-2008, 10:50 PM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Nubee V TW Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

07-15-2008, 04:15 AM	#9
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Never tell a woman she can't cook - she'll only give you a mouthful! . Attached Images __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

07-08-2008, 06:27 PM	#4
My name is mud Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin Posts: 47	According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you. They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

07-13-2008, 01:52 AM	#8
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	hehe, yeah

07-16-2008, 10:28 AM	#10
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State... 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And... 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared. 'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!' 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!' They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?' 'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

07-16-2008, 11:18 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I don't get it

07-16-2008, 11:23 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's a tin of "chaw." Chewin' baccy. Snuff. Stuff they like to snort. Reminds me of HS prom. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-16-2008, 11:34 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Maybe SG doesn't get it because that's a normal sized condom in the UK.

07-17-2008, 07:06 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I knew it was too big to be a condom I have blue hair now, not blonde But I couldn't work out what on earth it could be - I assumed it must be something common or the joke didn't work.

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