04-06-2009, 01:11 PM | #1906 |
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Why do men leave their socks on?
The world may never know. . .
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04-06-2009, 06:51 PM | #1907 |
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After about two hours of grindage the fronts of your toes start to blister without them.
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04-06-2009, 08:47 PM | #1908 |
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After about two hours of grindage the front of my hoo-ha starts to blister! Now I know why we're supposed to avoid guys who leave their socks on.
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04-06-2009, 09:11 PM | #1909 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Hey a Fellas Feetz Get cold , that blood Haz to cum from Some where
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04-06-2009, 11:35 PM | #1911 |
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I did not get naked with that woman... Ms Lewinsky.
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04-08-2009, 08:31 PM | #1912 |
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04-08-2009, 08:40 PM | #1913 |
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04-09-2009, 01:11 AM | #1915 |
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So what does this look like... fun?
btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"
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04-09-2009, 06:35 AM | #1916 |
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Looks like an orange juicer. FROM THE GRIM REAMER!
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04-09-2009, 10:38 AM | #1917 |
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"vent holes".
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04-09-2009, 10:48 AM | #1918 |
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Lubricating vent holes, thats where the "Uguens" comes out from the chamber in the base. Think, back door turkey baster.
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04-09-2009, 11:07 AM | #1919 |
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Unguent:
Main Entry:un·guent Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment
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04-09-2009, 11:15 AM | #1920 |
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Oh, it's a "t"... gotta get new glasses.
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