Please excuse my emotional distance this week - Page 13

warch · 11-02-2003, 09:14 AM

Spread out! More space for you and the pups. Remark the territory, your territory. I think a bit of that depression deserves at least a smidge of rage, (this crap can be too contained, too civil- which is hard, and like it needs to be harder...) allow yourself unfiltered ventilation in the privacy of your own home, it can help. And you are moving on my friend.

Undertoad · 11-02-2003, 09:28 AM

Yeah, I have to go pee in various corners to make them mine.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-02-2003, 10:53 AM

Extra space for dog toys and DoDads or messes of you choice.

elSicomoro · 11-02-2003, 11:37 AM

Online personals (or those you would find in City Paper)--caveat emptor. My success with them was alright, but there's nothing like just meeting that person accidentally.

See, you should start off slow. Slow in this case means picking up a college cutie. I see us hanging out in University City or on South Street in the near future.

After you get that out of your system, then you get that fine, mature, successful, in-need-of-sex thirtysomething.

Seriously though, you still need to take care of you first. Get yourself accustomed to having the house to yourself. Get some jobs lined up. Keep working on the diet. THEN worry about the ladies.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-02-2003, 11:54 AM

Syc's a lot smarter than he looks.

Undertoad · 11-02-2003, 03:53 PM

I never even picked up any of those cute college chix when I was IN college!

I could understand the attraction to a jowly paunchy 39-year-old if I was their professor and in charge of their grades, but uh...

slang · 11-02-2003, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
..... a jowly paunchy 39-year-old ......

<b> With those girls , it's all about what you can give them. Got any smoke?</b>

Or so I heard......from a friend.

Undertoad · 11-02-2003, 04:05 PM

Happy Holidays! :D

elSicomoro · 11-02-2003, 05:52 PM

I can't believe I'm saying this, but slang has a point there, Sheppsie.

There is a certain segment of younger females out there that dig older guys. They think of men their age as "immature." They want a smart sophisticated man to show 'em the ropes. Get yourself a couple of solid jobs, get a little cash flowing, and you're in.

Then you meet a nice co-ed, a few dates, maybe a couple of inexpensive meaningless gifts, and then...wang! Bang! Sweet poontang!

And after a little while, you'll tire of her relative immaturity, and/or she'll tire of you being "old." Then you drop her like a bad habit and get on with finding Miss Right.

It's damned near foolproof...unless you meet a nutjob. But then you have Wolf to take care of that...

Back to reality...

Whatever you do, don't go just looking for women. But DO look for opportunities where you might meet them.

Undertoad · 11-02-2003, 06:02 PM

In truth, I have never ever operated anywhere near that way, and I don't see the benefit in it.

If I just wanted to get laid, I think would hire a professional. I believe it would be cheaper, and higher in quality.

But I don't just want to get laid.

elSicomoro · 11-02-2003, 06:14 PM

I've never operated that way myself either. And I know you're not just looking for sex, hence the last line of my previous post.

(And besides, we could have easily gotten you some bomb-ass pussy down in AC.)

slang · 11-02-2003, 06:31 PM

Ok, this is more specifically what I'm talking about. This strategy was developed with the help of BroSlang.

My little bro was hanging out on campus one night with some dumb c*nt that was totally using him. He was putting up with the BS she dished out happily, which is totally not like him. "What the fuck are you doing" I asked him. "Getting a foothold into the StuckUpFineBitches sorority" he told me. "Shes a StuckUpFineBitch, thats the only reason I'm hanging with her. She knows that and so do I"

After a coupla weeks when he'd been around this c*nt's friends he was indeed in. She was a bitch but many of her friends were not. And they were all easy on the eyes.

This is as old as it gets but it still works for guys and gals. Find one that wants to hang with you as an "in". You dont have to spend tons of money, just make her happy for a while. She prolly burns through a bunch of guys. If shes just using you, you'll know it. Thats OK. You just want to be known in a given cliche so that you can compete without being some nameless possible axemurderer.

Famous BroSlang quote: You might think I'm an ass, but one of your friends is gonna <i>love</i> hangin with me baby.

wolf · 11-03-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
If I just wanted to get laid, I think would hire a professional. I believe it would be cheaper, and higher in quality.

Given that I know many of the local professionals (in the sense of MY profession not theirs), I'd recommend against that option.

Quote:

But I don't just want to get laid.

From a female perspective, I'll issue a hearty "Good for you" on that statement.

Don't, however, let yourself fall into the trap of becoming a martyr to your divorce (This may be primarily a female trait, but it can happen to guys too).

11-03-2003, 01:02 PM

I'm sure he could find some high-class hooker and get a pretty good time out of it for just a few hundred bucks.

The problem is that this is inexplicably illegal and he might get busted.

When I'm president (Dave Ham 2016 - Take America Back!), I'll pardon everyone that's convicted on prostitution charges, pressure prosecutors to drop cases against those charged and champion legislation that makes it legal.

Undertoad · 11-03-2003, 01:12 PM

Vote Ham!

I have recently been made aware that there is a huge internet subculture of reviews of high-priced escorts, in which one could actually determine how they are at their job and what to expect and so forth.

These sites are for-pay, but you could get an idea of what they're doing from the samples. I didn't pay but I went to one of their banner advertisers. I browsed a few pages of sites of escort agencies that made it clear this is something that law enforcement just has no interest in pursuing. I mean christ, there were practically price lists on some of these sites.

I don't have that sort of semi-desperate need of human contact, but I think I understand it in those who do. And there is something honest about it. I do think if I went four or five years without, I would eventually pay the money and take my chances.

11-02-2003, 10:53 AM	#183
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Extra space for dog toys and DoDads or messes of you choice. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-02-2003, 11:54 AM	#185
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Syc's a lot smarter than he looks. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-02-2003, 09:14 AM	#181
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Spread out! More space for you and the pups. Remark the territory, your territory. I think a bit of that depression deserves at least a smidge of rage, (this crap can be too contained, too civil- which is hard, and like it needs to be harder...) allow yourself unfiltered ventilation in the privacy of your own home, it can help. And you are moving on my friend.

11-02-2003, 09:28 AM	#182
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yeah, I have to go pee in various corners to make them mine.

11-02-2003, 11:37 AM	#184
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Online personals (or those you would find in City Paper)--caveat emptor. My success with them was alright, but there's nothing like just meeting that person accidentally. See, you should start off slow. Slow in this case means picking up a college cutie. I see us hanging out in University City or on South Street in the near future. After you get that out of your system, then you get that fine, mature, successful, in-need-of-sex thirtysomething. Seriously though, you still need to take care of you first. Get yourself accustomed to having the house to yourself. Get some jobs lined up. Keep working on the diet. THEN worry about the ladies.

11-02-2003, 03:53 PM	#186
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I never even picked up any of those cute college chix when I was IN college! I could understand the attraction to a jowly paunchy 39-year-old if I was their professor and in charge of their grades, but uh...

11-02-2003, 04:05 PM	#188
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Happy Holidays! :D

11-02-2003, 05:52 PM	#189
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I can't believe I'm saying this, but slang has a point there, Sheppsie. There is a certain segment of younger females out there that dig older guys. They think of men their age as "immature." They want a smart sophisticated man to show 'em the ropes. Get yourself a couple of solid jobs, get a little cash flowing, and you're in. Then you meet a nice co-ed, a few dates, maybe a couple of inexpensive meaningless gifts, and then...wang! Bang! Sweet poontang! And after a little while, you'll tire of her relative immaturity, and/or she'll tire of you being "old." Then you drop her like a bad habit and get on with finding Miss Right. It's damned near foolproof...unless you meet a nutjob. But then you have Wolf to take care of that... Back to reality... Whatever you do, don't go just looking for women. But DO look for opportunities where you might meet them.

11-02-2003, 06:02 PM	#190
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In truth, I have never ever operated anywhere near that way, and I don't see the benefit in it. If I just wanted to get laid, I think would hire a professional. I believe it would be cheaper, and higher in quality. But I don't just want to get laid.

11-02-2003, 06:14 PM	#191
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I've never operated that way myself either. And I know you're not just looking for sex, hence the last line of my previous post. (And besides, we could have easily gotten you some bomb-ass pussy down in AC.)

11-02-2003, 06:31 PM	#192
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Ok, this is more specifically what I'm talking about. This strategy was developed with the help of BroSlang. My little bro was hanging out on campus one night with some dumb cnt that was totally using him. He was putting up with the BS she dished out happily, which is totally not like him. "What the fuck are you doing" I asked him. "Getting a foothold into the StuckUpFineBitches sorority" he told me. "Shes a StuckUpFineBitch, thats the only reason I'm hanging with her. She knows that and so do I" After a coupla weeks when he'd been around this cnt's friends he was indeed in. She was a bitch but many of her friends were not. And they were all easy on the eyes. This is as old as it gets but it still works for guys and gals. Find one that wants to hang with you as an "in". You dont have to spend tons of money, just make her happy for a while. She prolly burns through a bunch of guys. If shes just using you, you'll know it. Thats OK. You just want to be known in a given cliche so that you can compete without being some nameless possible axemurderer. Famous BroSlang quote: You might think I'm an ass, but one of your friends is gonna <i>love</i> hangin with me baby.

11-03-2003, 01:02 PM	#194
dave Guest Posts: n/a	I'm sure he could find some high-class hooker and get a pretty good time out of it for just a few hundred bucks. The problem is that this is inexplicably illegal and he might get busted. When I'm president (Dave Ham 2016 - Take America Back!), I'll pardon everyone that's convicted on prostitution charges, pressure prosecutors to drop cases against those charged and champion legislation that makes it legal.

11-03-2003, 01:12 PM	#195
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Vote Ham! I have recently been made aware that there is a huge internet subculture of reviews of high-priced escorts, in which one could actually determine how they are at their job and what to expect and so forth. These sites are for-pay, but you could get an idea of what they're doing from the samples. I didn't pay but I went to one of their banner advertisers. I browsed a few pages of sites of escort agencies that made it clear this is something that law enforcement just has no interest in pursuing. I mean christ, there were practically price lists on some of these sites. I don't have that sort of semi-desperate need of human contact, but I think I understand it in those who do. And there is something honest about it. I do think if I went four or five years without, I would eventually pay the money and take my chances.

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