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04-09-2010, 06:15 PM
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Tales from the nut house
A true tale from the nut house
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04-09-2010, 06:45 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Wow, you're a real one-trick pony, aren't you?
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04-14-2010, 02:38 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Coincidence or not?
The next day a stockade fence was erected around the trash dumpsters, which are near Doc Pee-Pee's special place. Oh, and to get this over with, yes, I did just say "erected." Nothing to see here, move along, go about your regular business, citizens.
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04-15-2010, 01:09 AM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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I would say...not a coincidence. But really, why make that more convenient and private? Strange...
btw...Wolf- I need another key-chain reading.  ha!
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05-15-2010, 05:19 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Police bring in a crazy Korean guy. Seemed to be a new patient, then he recognized the evaluating doctor which gave us a clue, two nursing staff members and we knew who he was ... yes, they do actually all look alike, but not identical. My department sees people for about two hours ... nursing had stared at and restrained him over the course of two months. So, anyway, we ended up secluding him. And he ended up getting naked, and masturbating. At which point I recognized him. See, I'd sat his one-to-one the last time he was admitted. This time, however, he let me know ... "I masturbate for you!"
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05-16-2010, 03:16 AM
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05-15-2010, 05:43 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Exactly.
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05-16-2010, 11:15 AM
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Come on, cat.
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At least it wasn't ON you...
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05-16-2010, 03:34 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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And did I mention that he peed on the floor? Had he asked, we would have let him out for that. "Why didn't you ask to go to the bathroom?" "I didn't have to." I never found out if he didn't have to go, or didn't think he had to ask permission. Sometimes it's better not to know these things.
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06-11-2010, 10:22 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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On Monday, I had a charming, Irish-American scoundrel cow orker.
On Tueday, he wasn't in. There was much speculation, especially as someone had said that he had come in at his regular time and got called up to a meeting in HR. On Thursday, my otherboss took me aside and said, "Charming Irish-American Scoundrel isn't with us anymore." No further information available. Multiple whispered comments among survivors ... Pinochet Regime, 1984, Stalinist Russia. He is an unperson. Outside of regular curiosity, I would like to know precisely what he did so that I may avoid that behavior.
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06-11-2010, 10:43 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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The above would seem like an appropriate way to ask. |
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06-11-2010, 11:46 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Just say...
"I have five questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? "Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? "Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? "Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "Fifth - Where's Irish-American scoundrel?"
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06-18-2010, 06:03 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Wolf your stories are da bomb. You couldn't make this stuff up if you wanted to.
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