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Old 10-16-2012, 10:26 AM   #1
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Old 10-28-2012, 08:58 PM   #2
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:33 PM   #3
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:31 AM   #4
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:42 PM   #5
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I'd shake AND stir her ... but maybe not in that order.
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:15 AM   #6
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:53 AM   #7
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:14 PM   #8
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It's okay, I'm not a real doctor!
you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?
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Old 10-31-2012, 10:30 AM   #9
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you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?
Phlebotomist?

My mum was a bloodsucker :p
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Old 10-30-2012, 08:18 AM   #10
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You're a chiropracter?????
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Old 10-30-2012, 04:18 PM   #11
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You're a chiropracter?????
Naturopath ?
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:19 PM   #12
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no, no.. you're a guynicologist.
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Old 10-31-2012, 04:16 PM   #13
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no, no.. you're a guynicologist.
I like Archie Bunker's pronunciation of the crotchdoc: groinocologist
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Old 10-30-2012, 06:22 PM   #14
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:19 PM   #15
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