Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Suck Job - Page 15

ZenGum · 03-23-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Exorcism, but don't let just anybody do it. You don't just evict the demon ... you have to entice a good/balanced spirit into taking up residence.

I've done a couple of these.

This from the person who has to decide if other people are nutso. Hmmmm.

I think Wolf should have been sent out to Demon-Woman's house.
If Demon-Woman is crazy, Wolf can admit her.
If there are demons in the basement, Wolf can exorcise them.
If there is something other than Demons in the basement, Wolf could shoot them.
Unless it is bugs.

Apart from the bugs, this is the complete set of end-of-the-world skillz.

wolf · 03-24-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

This from the person who has to decide if other people are nutso. Hmmmm.

I think Wolf should have been sent out to Demon-Woman's house.
If Demon-Woman is crazy, Wolf can admit her.
If there are demons in the basement, Wolf can exorcise them.
If there is something other than Demons in the basement, Wolf could shoot them.
Unless it is bugs.

Apart from the bugs, this is the complete set of end-of-the-world skillz.

I am multi-talented.

toranokaze · 03-23-2011, 09:47 PM

That cop just needs some salt and that will take care of most of it. That is why I have salt in my car at all times.(I'm not even kidding about the last part)

HungLikeJesus · 03-23-2011, 10:12 PM

Can you provide a recipe?

toranokaze · 03-26-2011, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Can you provide a recipe?

Just draw a line with the salt

plthijinx · 03-23-2011, 11:03 PM

oh and love the dispatch!

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 08:24 AM

I have bats in my belfrey.

wolf needs to write a book, for sure.

sexobon · 03-24-2011, 08:57 AM

Are you sure they're bats?

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infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 09:24 AM

That does go along with the whole monkey motif.

I'll have wolf check once I've committed to being committed.

TheMercenary · 03-28-2011, 10:53 AM

I think it has to be a circle of salt.

wolf · 03-28-2011, 11:09 AM

Circle for rituals, line (on the doorsills and windowsills) to keep the demons from walking into your house.

TheMercenary · 03-28-2011, 09:27 PM

Hell, just fire up some good ole Vodoo......

nowhereman · 03-29-2011, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Hell, just fire up some good ole Vodoo......

That you do so well !

Pete Zicato · 03-29-2011, 01:18 PM

You remind me of a man.

Spexxvet · 03-29-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

You remind me of a man.

What man?

03-23-2011, 09:47 PM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	That cop just needs some salt and that will take care of most of it. That is why I have salt in my car at all times.(I'm not even kidding about the last part) __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

03-23-2011, 10:12 PM	#4
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Can you provide a recipe? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-23-2011, 11:03 PM	#6
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh and love the dispatch! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-28-2011, 10:53 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I think it has to be a circle of salt. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-28-2011, 11:09 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Circle for rituals, line (on the doorsills and windowsills) to keep the demons from walking into your house. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-24-2011, 08:24 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I have bats in my belfrey. wolf needs to write a book, for sure.

03-24-2011, 08:57 AM	#8
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Are you sure they're bats?

03-24-2011, 09:24 AM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That does go along with the whole monkey motif. I'll have wolf check once I've committed to being committed.

03-28-2011, 09:27 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Hell, just fire up some good ole Vodoo...... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-29-2011, 01:18 PM	#14
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	You remind me of a man. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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