11-12-2016, 03:15 AM | #226 |
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Goodnight Gracie.
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07-18-2017, 06:39 AM | #228 |
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07-18-2017, 07:40 AM | #229 |
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I appreciate the thought,but only my mother thought I was handsome. A few girlfriends thought I looked better after I ate them into 12-13 orgasms. I prefer true blondes, but a brunette is really nice as I could see what I was eating. Brown haired or strawberry blondes are like looking at a gorilla with one pink eye.
I used to have a couple mottos as I didn't care for quickies....if one took his time then the women kept his cigarettes in the freezer and his beer in the refrigerator. 1. There are plenty of ugly women who have beautiful pussies. 2. There is no play without foreplay. 3. Lick it and stick it. 4. A long tongue is a weapon. 5. Never have sex while the tv is on. 6. Don't have a fan facing the bed. 7. There is no such thing as a 6" dildo. 8. Have some warm lube handy. Nothing worse than a cold squirt. 9. Spit is disgusting. 10. French kiss the woman after a meal. She loves the taste of her own pussy. |
07-18-2017, 08:00 AM | #230 |
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One more thought. If you get a cramp(old man) go in the kitchen and eat a tablespoon of yellow mustard and the cramp will disappear almost immediately within a minute.
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07-19-2017, 02:03 PM | #231 |
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A tablespoon of yellow mustard will wipe out heartburn, also.
Leg cramps? Eat a banana. BTW, the handsome bastard is me. There Can Be Only One™!
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07-23-2017, 10:29 PM | #232 |
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apparently I have to go to work in 4.5 hours for 2 hours then go run a swim championship. Why is it so hard to go to bed on Sunday night? last night I went to bed at 10 and was up at 5am this morning. so why am I not tired now? I even went to the gym today, and haven't had caffeine for ...... long enough.....
all y'all should stop being so interesting. I blame you
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10-25-2017, 01:34 AM | #234 |
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So long, Sammy.
See ya in Miami.
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10-26-2017, 09:59 AM | #235 |
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Who is Sammy?
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10-26-2017, 01:11 PM | #236 |
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No idea.
I think I heard someone say that when I was a kid. I wanna say Dean Martin or Bugs Bunny.
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10-26-2017, 01:17 PM | #237 |
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It was Bugs Bunny, in Bugs Bunny Rides Again.
Sayin' goodbye to Yosemite Sam. At 1:14. Buggsier bigger.
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10-31-2017, 04:43 AM | #238 |
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Good night, Irene.
I'll see you in my dreams.
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Good night!
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Good Night Y'all
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