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monster · 10-03-2011, 12:15 PM

Does anyone have a pen? I've lost all of mine...

Sundae · 10-03-2011, 12:49 PM

I have two things to do tonight.
One, construct a Dalek cake to take into school tomorrow/

Two, clean Diz's litter tray.

Both are important.
Bother require access to the kitchen (where my parents are currently eating dinner).
I am so sleepy, I want to go to bed RIGHT NOW and do neither.
But of course I can't.

So I am in limbo and grumping about it.

Bloody parents. Bloody poo-bum cats. Bloody cakes.
Very wrong of me.

classicman · 10-03-2011, 06:13 PM

ooooh excellent!

classicman · 10-03-2011, 08:06 PM

Thats awesome. You should submit that to them for a street view of that particular intersection!

glatt · 10-04-2011, 08:45 AM

look at that fancy fence with the incorporated trellis

Sundae · 10-04-2011, 09:19 AM

I made my Dalek cake.
It was much admired and appreciated.

What I didn't count on was the fact my camera battery was flat.
So no picture!
I tried to take a picture at school, but the camera I borrowed from Mr B had a flat battery.
As did our classroom camera.

Therefore I dub 4th October Dead Battery Day.

And I'll put a picture of someone else's cake in my cakes thread so you can see what it probably looked like.

Nirvana · 10-12-2011, 09:49 AM

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infinite monkey · 10-12-2011, 10:58 AM

Well I can HARDLY fap to that, 'vana!

But my god it's so true. Running the maze to feed the rats to be a rat to work with rats to buy more rat food and rat televisions and running the maze to beat other rats and get better rat stuff and a rat cement pond and all the rat amenities.

And in the end? We're all just dead rats.

(Well, some are just dead lumps of flesh.)

:ratsmilie:

BigV · 10-12-2011, 01:32 PM

SOME of us *like* being rats and rat fans.

Hi IM!! Nice to see you again. Welcome back.

infinite monkey · 10-12-2011, 01:36 PM

Thanks!

That's an OK kind of rat.

It's the same old same old no matter how you dress them up they're still simple and stupid little ratface rats that turn my stomach. RATMAN: able to post one word responses in a single type. Fasci-fucking-nating rats, right there.

Algernon was cool.

Sundae · 10-12-2011, 03:10 PM

JEBUS!
I wonder could my Mum speak any louder with her mouth full?

Noisy bitch!

BigV · 10-12-2011, 10:53 PM

Guess what ranking the cellar is on Google for the search term "lowbuttcrack"?

DanaC · 10-13-2011, 03:29 AM

I dunno V, what ranking is the Cellar for the searchterm "lowbuttcrack"?

BigV · 10-13-2011, 09:24 AM

Clodfobble · 10-13-2011, 11:52 AM

Proof that door-to-door salesmen are not blind, distracted, or stupid, they're just douchebags:

Used to be, I would put a sign over our doorbell during the days saying "Kids are napping. Please knock." Fuckers ignored it every time. This meant they were either lifting the sign to get to the doorbell, or pushing the sign itself to get through to the doorbell.

So then, I just disconnected the dang thing. Everyone who knows us knows you have to knock, and anyone else I don't want to talk to. But then the dumbshits would just stand there on my porch jabbing and jabbing at the button, not understanding why they couldn't hear it ringing inside. After about a month, the button cracked and broke.

So I reconnected it. Now, there's the little vertical frame, but where the button ought to be are some sharp pointy plastic edges, with a glowing bulb and tiny circuit board visible in the center. Upon first glance it looks like a clear electrocution hazard, though it isn't one.

Not one salesman has tried to ring my doorbell since then. They all knock like I wanted them to in the first place. I'm never going to fix it.

10-03-2011, 12:15 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Does anyone have a pen? I've lost all of mine... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-03-2011, 12:49 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have two things to do tonight. One, construct a Dalek cake to take into school tomorrow/ Two, clean Diz's litter tray. Both are important. Bother require access to the kitchen (where my parents are currently eating dinner). I am so sleepy, I want to go to bed RIGHT NOW and do neither. But of course I can't. So I am in limbo and grumping about it. Bloody parents. Bloody poo-bum cats. Bloody cakes. Very wrong of me. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-03-2011, 06:13 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ooooh excellent! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-03-2011, 08:06 PM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Thats awesome. You should submit that to them for a street view of that particular intersection! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-04-2011, 09:19 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I made my Dalek cake. It was much admired and appreciated. What I didn't count on was the fact my camera battery was flat. So no picture! I tried to take a picture at school, but the camera I borrowed from Mr B had a flat battery. As did our classroom camera. Therefore I dub 4th October Dead Battery Day. And I'll put a picture of someone else's cake in my cakes thread so you can see what it probably looked like. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-04-2011, 08:45 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	look at that fancy fence with the incorporated trellis

10-12-2011, 09:49 AM	#7
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	* Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-12-2011, 10:58 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well I can HARDLY fap to that, 'vana! But my god it's so true. Running the maze to feed the rats to be a rat to work with rats to buy more rat food and rat televisions and running the maze to beat other rats and get better rat stuff and a rat cement pond and all the rat amenities. And in the end? We're all just dead rats. (Well, some are just dead lumps of flesh.) :ratsmilie:

10-12-2011, 01:32 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	SOME of us like being rats and rat fans. Hi IM!! Nice to see you again. Welcome back. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-12-2011, 01:36 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thanks! That's an OK kind of rat. It's the same old same old no matter how you dress them up they're still simple and stupid little ratface rats that turn my stomach. RATMAN: able to post one word responses in a single type. Fasci-fucking-nating rats, right there. Algernon was cool.

10-12-2011, 03:10 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	JEBUS! I wonder could my Mum speak any louder with her mouth full? Noisy bitch! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-12-2011, 10:53 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Guess what ranking the cellar is on Google for the search term "lowbuttcrack"? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-13-2011, 09:24 AM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	__________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-13-2011, 11:52 AM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Proof that door-to-door salesmen are not blind, distracted, or stupid, they're just douchebags: Used to be, I would put a sign over our doorbell during the days saying "Kids are napping. Please knock." Fuckers ignored it every time. This meant they were either lifting the sign to get to the doorbell, or pushing the sign itself to get through to the doorbell. So then, I just disconnected the dang thing. Everyone who knows us knows you have to knock, and anyone else I don't want to talk to. But then the dumbshits would just stand there on my porch jabbing and jabbing at the button, not understanding why they couldn't hear it ringing inside. After about a month, the button cracked and broke. So I reconnected it. Now, there's the little vertical frame, but where the button ought to be are some sharp pointy plastic edges, with a glowing bulb and tiny circuit board visible in the center. Upon first glance it looks like a clear electrocution hazard, though it isn't one. Not one salesman has tried to ring my doorbell since then. They all knock like I wanted them to in the first place. I'm never going to fix it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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