The WTF NSFW thread - Page 164

DanaC · 01-04-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.

Unless there's a bloke who comes round on a Friday afternoon selling meat and knock-off designer gear out the back of a white van, it ain't a genuine Brit pub :P

Tawny · 01-04-2010, 07:25 PM

I meant pubic hair, not pubs as in bar or public housing.

LMAO

monster · 01-04-2010, 10:33 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2010, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site. http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.

That's what I said. :p

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Yes, juju, they are custom made. You can specify size and colors here.

SteveDallas · 01-05-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That's what I said. :p

Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2010, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.

OK, I apologize.

But I'll get you next time, Steve Dallas, you haven't heard the last of me, no, I'll be watching you, one false move, just one, and I'm calling your parents, you hear me, just one....

SteveDallas · 01-05-2010, 10:55 PM

What are you gonna call them??

Tawny · 01-05-2010, 09:56 PM

I just looked at the "vagina" section.

Here's what's for sale:

A felted cooter necklace
Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while.

Themed panty liners
Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman?

Wooly bloody used tampon key holders
So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking.

Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

There, unfortunately is more...

richlevy · 01-05-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tawny

Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

It's really only a huge problem if you're another teddy bear.

Clodfobble · 01-05-2010, 11:12 PM

Fornicators.

Tawny · 01-06-2010, 10:42 AM

Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-06-2010, 06:28 PM

I can't wait to see that pop up.

Scriveyn · 01-07-2010, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I can't wait to see that to pop in.

There, fixed! :p

impress · 01-13-2010, 04:42 AM

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Elspode · 01-06-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Tawny

Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.

Can you do one for a KitchenAid mixer?

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Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	I meant pubic hair, not pubs as in bar or public housing. LMAO

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01-05-2010, 09:56 PM	#8
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	I just looked at the "vagina" section. Here's what's for sale: A felted cooter necklace Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while. Themed panty liners Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman? Wooly bloody used tampon key holders So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking. Vaginafied Teddy Bear Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place. There, unfortunately is more...

01-06-2010, 10:42 AM	#11
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.

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