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Old 03-13-2013, 07:26 PM   #1
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So your mommy and your teachers said you can be anything you want to be, to which you said, I want to be an astronaut. Well reality bites, the US space program devolves and dreams fade.
But buck up bubby, there's an alternative, you can be an aquanaut.
You can be a Saturation Diver.

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The deeper you dive, the more you get paid. In his second or third year an apprentice may be promoted, or “broken out,” to a full-time diver. His salary will increase to between $60,000 and $75,000. He will start as an “air diver,” diving as deep as 120 feet while breathing regular air. Jobs at this depth might include retrieving tools from the worksite, or cutting and retrieving the polypropylene cord that runs between the surface vessel and the underwater worksite. Next the diver will be assigned to more complex jobs below a hundred feet, for which he must breathe mixed gas in order to avoid suffering the effects of nitrogen narcosis while working with heavy machinery. A full-time mixed-gas diver can earn more than $100,000 a year. He will perform jobs at ever greater depths, with higher degrees of technical difficulty, until his diving supervisor deems him ready to graduate to saturation diving. Sat divers can make $200,000 a year. Sat’s where it’s at.
And it's great fun.
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Most divers have horror stories. Paul Spark, who is currently a supervisor on a dive support vessel in the North Sea, worked as a diver for twenty-nine years. During his very first dive, in 1977, to repair a blow-out preventer 410 feet below the surface, his diving bell flooded with water, almost drowning him and his partner. Later he was very nearly crushed by a thousand-pound blind flange, a plate used to seal the end of a pipe; a “rather large wolffish” bit his foot, drawing blood; and while performing salvage work on the Kursk, the nuclear-powered Russian submarine that sank in the Barents Sea in 2000, drowning all 118 aboard, there was a loud explosion. Spark had been using a high-pressure water jet to bore holes in the submarine’s pressure hull when it occurred. He was unharmed, and returned, dazed, to his diving vessel. He never found out what caused the explosion.
So when you finally call home, there will be plenty of stories to avoid those awkward pauses.
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:45 PM   #2
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So your mommy and your teachers said you can be anything you want to be, to which you said, I want to be an astronaut. Well reality bites, the US space program devolves and dreams fade.
But buck up bubby, there's an alternative, you can be an aquanaut.
You can be a Saturation Diver.


And it's great fun.

So when you finally call home, there will be plenty of stories to avoid those awkward pauses.
A friend of mine once posted something about not taking any form of transportation that you can't walk home from if it breaks down. I think this might be a similar situation.
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:31 PM   #3
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This guy, Steven Mis????? ovich, set,at the time a world record for underwater pipe welds. He stopped diving when someone cut his air off. I welded with him for Brown & Root. Think was 1979.
Not too long after, he passed away from Leukemia. Think his estate got bucks from B&R
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:04 PM   #4
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88, but I haven't saved that much money. I might have to sell a kidney to finance the last decade.
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Old 03-18-2013, 03:06 PM   #5
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It put me at 93 - 96 depending on how active I say I am ...

Just one little question they forgot to ask.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:14 PM   #6
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91.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:48 PM   #7
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90. That's a long sentence. I could get time off for bad behavior.
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Old 03-23-2013, 11:22 PM   #8
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Melancholy Accidents, is a collection of newspaper clippings from the 17 and 18 hundreds. Apparently it was a common practice to call accidental shootings, melancholy accidents.
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:32 AM   #9
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How to, make zip guns, BBQ anything, steal from Walmart, make rainbow brownies, etc.
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:56 PM   #10
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App showcasing aircraft cockpits now available.Story here. http://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/new...p?id=123336535
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Old 03-27-2013, 08:37 PM   #11
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Good one, buster.
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:20 AM   #12
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Some cool examples of minerals or materials with amazing properties.
Crystals that melt in your hand, liquid that freezes as you pour it onto a surface, powders that explode when tickled with a feather...
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Old 04-11-2013, 07:24 AM   #13
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Those are cool.
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:27 PM   #14
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Whole gallery.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:29 PM   #15
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Some cool examples of minerals or materials with amazing properties.
Crystals that melt in your hand, liquid that freezes as you pour it onto a surface, powders that explode when tickled with a feather...
...god damned lousy rain.
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