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Old 01-31-2010, 12:48 PM   #1
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Sue: Hi Jane, yeh come on over.
Jane: OK great I'll be over around 10:00
Whats your address again?
Sue: 214 - third penis on the left.
I lol'd.
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Old 01-24-2010, 10:05 PM   #2
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Yea he left his wife and kids and got the operation
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Old 01-27-2010, 03:27 PM   #3
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Someone needs to explain to me how to use HTML code to get a photo from Photobucket into here. I can't remember and pasting the code doesn't work.

<img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l193/Tawnminator/sexdolls.jpg">

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Old 01-27-2010, 06:35 PM   #4
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Tawny, click on the little icon that looks like a mountain, then paste the url into the dialogue box.
That is so WTF? the dangling babies on strings, his pecker hanging out and she's wearing a bra, and he's got his hat on?

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Old 01-27-2010, 07:03 PM   #5
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These are supposedly sex education dolls.

I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....

or the "babies" hanging out.

That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:09 PM   #6
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Thanks : )

These are supposedly sex education dolls.

I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....

or the "babies" hanging out.
I vote for the bungee-jumping babies. Turned my stomach in an instant.
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:18 PM   #7
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These are supposedly sex education dolls.

That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:50 PM   #8
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Maybe they're just novelty tampons?
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Old 01-27-2010, 10:38 PM   #9
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Old 01-28-2010, 11:07 AM   #10
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Maybe they're just novelty tampons?
I think we've seen the...er...birth of a new exciting product!!

LMAO
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:29 AM   #11
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Old 02-01-2010, 12:33 PM   #12
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I'm guessing two landscapers had a bet on as to whether anybody would notice. (Or maybe how long it would take.)
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Old 02-01-2010, 09:49 AM   #13
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You all have such dirty minds! It's a Rohrsach test in shrubbery! I saw mallets! Of course, I love tools...
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:02 AM   #14
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Naw, that doesn't work.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:18 AM   #15
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... Of course, I love tools...
Don't we all, dear; don't we all.
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