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Old 08-23-2017, 11:58 PM   #1
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Yeah! Dammit.
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Old 10-28-2017, 02:19 PM   #2
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Trump had visitors in the Oval Office recently. Children of press reporters.

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I can't believe the media produced such beautiful children.
~Donald Trump

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Old 11-22-2017, 09:35 AM   #3
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Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out:

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:35 AM   #4
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"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
Daughter sounds like a wise person.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:15 PM   #5
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Sometimes The Heaviness is waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. I wake up and I say "Hiii, Heaviness!"

And The Heaviness goes "Oh, you're gonna be drinking early today."
~Rodney Dangerfield (paraphrasing)
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:39 AM   #6
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DanDan didn't break any actual rules, but I'm confident he was also an academic paper spammer. Stole a profile photo from an employee at a Russian interior design firm. Posted from the same ISP as the previous spammer a couple minutes earlier. And his/her address has been reported multiple times at StopForumSpam. Claimed to be from Chicago, but the ISP appeared to be in Holland.

A lot of work to just get banned.
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:26 PM   #7
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"Mjolnir rest easily on its hook, awaiting the time when, again, its strength will be required..."
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Old 06-23-2018, 01:59 PM   #8
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“It’s insulting to say that I spent $30,000 [per month] on wine...Because it was far more.”
~Johnny Depp
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Old 06-23-2018, 04:38 PM   #9
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Coming soon to a Famous people RIP near you.
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Old 06-23-2018, 06:11 PM   #10
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Good rundown on reasons why here.
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:40 PM   #11
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Good rundown on reasons why here.
I just read part of it. That looks to be a fairly good piece.

Thank you, Ms. Fobble.
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Old 06-24-2018, 10:26 PM   #12
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It's interesting, there's a lot of he said, she said, but I suspect the truth is in the middle some where.
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Old 12-14-2018, 02:09 PM   #13
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Former NFL ref (1990 - 2017) Ed Hochuli:

“I worked over 600 games in the NFL, and there wasn’t a single game right up to the very last one that there weren’t a half a dozen times in that game [where] I said, ‘Oh my god, how’s that guy gonna get up off the ground? He’s gotta be dead.”

~from here

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Old 12-31-2018, 12:14 PM   #14
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
~Benjamin Franklin
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Old 01-09-2019, 12:47 PM   #15
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Virginia State Trooper KM Freeman, on why she wrote Adrian Peterson (running back Washington Redskins) a ticket after pulling him over (for 78 in a 55):

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If the Redskins were winning, I wouldn’t have written a ticket.
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