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Old 01-31-2010, 12:48 PM   #2581
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Sue: Hi Jane, yeh come on over.
Jane: OK great I'll be over around 10:00
Whats your address again?
Sue: 214 - third penis on the left.
I lol'd.
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Old 02-01-2010, 09:49 AM   #2582
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You all have such dirty minds! It's a Rohrsach test in shrubbery! I saw mallets! Of course, I love tools...
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:02 AM   #2583
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Sue: 214 - third mallet on the left.
Naw, that doesn't work.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:18 AM   #2584
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... Of course, I love tools...
Don't we all, dear; don't we all.
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Old 02-01-2010, 12:33 PM   #2585
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I'm guessing two landscapers had a bet on as to whether anybody would notice. (Or maybe how long it would take.)
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Old 02-01-2010, 12:47 PM   #2586
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Just think of when they were originally planted . . . Time lapse photos start as three small shrubs. Then the one in the middle continues to grow as the others widen out...
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:18 PM   #2587
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I believe the image is actully suggestive of a sex change.
They made dicks out of bushes.
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:42 PM   #2588
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Old 02-02-2010, 10:36 PM   #2589
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They made dicks out of bushes.
And here I was blaming the liberal media.
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Old 02-14-2010, 10:08 AM   #2590
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I saw this and couldn't help but wonder since when do Easter eggs have pubic hair on them?

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Old 02-14-2010, 10:50 AM   #2591
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:38 PM   #2592
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This was on a desktop wallpaper site...
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:36 PM   #2593
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Yeah... I didn't need to see that.
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:27 PM   #2594
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I'm not entirely sure what it was I saw. The reading was boring and less shocking than, say, marilyn manson.
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:15 PM   #2595
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Um...ew? On so many levels.
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