Rims

Big Sarge · 12-23-2010, 06:07 PM

Have you ever seen rims worth more than the car they are on? I just dealt with this fine young man who couldn't understand why I gave him ticket. He can barely make a turn with those rims. some folks.......

Flint · 12-23-2010, 07:55 PM

Gave this guy a rimjob did you?

monster · 12-23-2010, 10:37 PM

So what was the ticket for and how come you were writing it? Did you change jobs?

zippyt · 12-23-2010, 10:52 PM

its Chief Big Sarge Now a days

Coffieville Sarge ??

Big Sarge · 12-24-2010, 02:53 PM

I'm a police chief in MS. Ever see "In the Heat of the Night"?

Flint · 12-24-2010, 11:53 PM

Was that the one with Archie Bunker?

Gravdigr · 12-25-2010, 01:31 AM

toranokaze · 12-25-2010, 02:38 AM

So an over the top rim ticket?

Big Sarge · 12-25-2010, 04:14 PM

I wrote citations for no driver's license, no insurance, and improper equipment. He wasn't a happy camper.

Gravdigr · 01-19-2011, 03:59 PM

Hey Sarge? Could you call a colleague or something and have this guy arrested for bad taste? Looks like with the fresh paint, custom upholstery and those bangin' rims, he couldn't afford to fix that sagging rear spring. That's a safety violation, isn't it?

glatt · 01-19-2011, 04:27 PM

we've got a car with rims like that in our neighborhood. I was walking down the sidewalk when it drove slowly by. The wheels were literally scraping the wells when he tried to make a turn. He had to go forward and backward a few times just to turn into his driveway. I was with my kids, and they were laughing at his car. At least they weren't pointing.

Gravdigr · 01-19-2011, 04:39 PM

I point right at them and laugh.

Gravdigr · 01-29-2011, 05:43 AM

WTF, man?

HungLikeJesus · 01-29-2011, 09:07 AM

Oh, Kentucky. I get it.

Gravdigr · 01-30-2011, 02:11 AM

I didn't take that picture, thank you very much.

We don't be havin enuf teef ta be eetin no skiddulz.

ETA: Bochy's Bistro is in Denton, TX, looks like. Just so ya know.

12-23-2010, 06:07 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Rims Have you ever seen rims worth more than the car they are on? I just dealt with this fine young man who couldn't understand why I gave him ticket. He can barely make a turn with those rims. some folks....... Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-23-2010, 07:55 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Gave this guy a rimjob did you? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-23-2010, 10:37 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So what was the ticket for and how come you were writing it? Did you change jobs? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2010, 10:52 PM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	its Chief Big Sarge Now a days Coffieville Sarge ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-24-2010, 02:53 PM	#5
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I'm a police chief in MS. Ever see "In the Heat of the Night"? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-24-2010, 11:53 PM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Was that the one with Archie Bunker? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-25-2010, 01:31 AM	#7
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12-25-2010, 02:38 AM	#8
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	So an over the top rim ticket? __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-25-2010, 04:14 PM	#9
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I wrote citations for no driver's license, no insurance, and improper equipment. He wasn't a happy camper. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-19-2011, 03:59 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hey Sarge? Could you call a colleague or something and have this guy arrested for bad taste? Looks like with the fresh paint, custom upholstery and those bangin' rims, he couldn't afford to fix that sagging rear spring. That's a safety violation, isn't it? Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-19-2011, 04:27 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	we've got a car with rims like that in our neighborhood. I was walking down the sidewalk when it drove slowly by. The wheels were literally scraping the wells when he tried to make a turn. He had to go forward and backward a few times just to turn into his driveway. I was with my kids, and they were laughing at his car. At least they weren't pointing.

01-19-2011, 04:39 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I point right at them and laugh. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-29-2011, 05:43 AM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	WTF, man? Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-29-2011, 09:07 AM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Oh, Kentucky. I get it. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-30-2011, 02:11 AM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I didn't take that picture, thank you very much. We don't be havin enuf teef ta be eetin no skiddulz. ETA: Bochy's Bistro is in Denton, TX, looks like. Just so ya know. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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