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Old 06-22-2005, 04:02 PM   #1
BrianR
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lessee here... ummm

open field at a park in Havertown
glass elevator at hotel in Mexico City (busted SO many times)
elevator in parking garage in Phila (knew all about the camera and didn't care)
driving down the Sure-Kill (busted by a busload of hippies)
driving the PA Turnpike (tolltakers know me on sight now)
front porch (spying neighbor got an eyeful THAT time)
beach in Fla (sand DOES suck)
hotel indoor pool near DC (new rule: swimsuits are MANDATORY)
hood of cop car in parking lot (day after the pool episode, left evidence for cops to find)

That's all I remember about the public stuff. The rest I will deny.

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Old 06-22-2005, 04:19 PM   #2
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I would say I'm about an 8 on the scale.

I've had more women than my husband has.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:16 PM   #3
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oh dear.. public places?

-the desert counter at work (when I was 20, and yes we were closed)
-atop wells overlook
-the bathroom in the 'gren room at the bottleneck (local music venue)
-in a car.. once being 6'5 kinda makes that logistically difficult (and blow jobs don't count or going down on her.. well... maybe it does)
-the fire escape outside my window
-all of the schools I went to here in town, although not at the time I was attending them
-the back deck of the replay (another bar)
- three of the churches in town
-ontop of an airconditioner at the old bus stop
-on the train tracks
- a few parks
- on a boat at one of the lakes around here
-the beach (yes! bring a towel.. sand does suck)
-a few of the walkins in resturaunts I have worked in (and as with the dessert counter being verycareful NOT to contaminate the foodstuffs)
-geez.. there are more but I get the feeling you think I'm a whore...
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:20 PM   #4
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UT and I had some fun on the drive home from Atlantic City the other weekend. Although 1 week after the experience the head gasket blew in my motor. Coincidence??? Hmmmmmmmmm....

BTW - I am looking forward to the smartass comments - so have at it
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:49 PM   #5
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The truck has lots more headroom.

And a bed.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:18 PM   #6
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stick shift or automatic?
maybe you need a lube job?
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:26 PM   #7
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that's why I now drive an '87 toyota 4-runner... head room..leg room..and the capacity for a little privacy.. now If I can just find some one I like enough to have sex with.. I don't want to do any more random sexcapades.. although...
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:27 AM   #8
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... I don't want to do any more random sexcapades..
You keep saying that. Methinks thou dost protest too much.
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:58 PM   #9
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Parking lot of major central KC park at night
Parked on street of neighborhood two blocks from girlfriend's parents' house
Countless drivein movies
(all the above in a 1972 Datsun 1200...thank God the seats reclined)

Countless times in the backseat of my 66 Biscayne. (Got busted by a bunch of guys on motorcycles when parked way off the road in a park once - one of them knew who I was and spread it all around school)

Sitting in a tree in the previously mentioned central KC park in broad daylight
Countless times driving down the highways and byways of the USA
On a picnic bench in a campground, once in broad daylight, several times at night.
In an open field of a wildlife reserve in Missouri
In a swimming pool surrounded by clueless people
Numerous times in locations I cannot recall wherever, "quick, bend over" was well received as foreplay.
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Old 06-23-2005, 04:27 AM   #10
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nightclub/bar toilets, a fair few, most recent being oxygen in leister square
geneva airport
various parks and gardens, once again, not entirely sure
southbank, melbourne during the new years fireworks
commuter train
seated overnight train
middle of a vinyard
back room of a chocolate shop

lookout wins for the AWAC
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Old 06-23-2005, 04:29 PM   #11
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You keep saying that. Methinks thou dost protest too much.

yeah.. I guess I'll get me to a nunnery..

mmm... beast with two backs..
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Old 06-23-2005, 05:02 PM   #12
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You know what's sad?

I don't find any of this to be new information. Oh, this country. I've also realized that I seem to be quite a rarity because, though i have made a promise to my parents and myself not to have sex until i marry, I am also incredibly horny. This country is so freakin' weird.
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Well, obviously no one is going to give you a nickel every time something common happens, so stop using that idiotic phrase.

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Old 06-23-2005, 06:38 PM   #13
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You know what's sad?

I don't find any of this to be new information. Oh, this country. I've also realized that I seem to be quite a rarity because, though i have made a promise to my parents and myself not to have sex until i marry, I am also incredibly horny. This country is so freakin' weird.
From the little I know about you, Luna, I would like to suggest that you've made a good decision. Not a decision that will be easy to follow through with, but a good decision nonetheless.

Please accept this post as my support for you, friend.

*beams concentrated good will and perserverance in Luna's direction*
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:10 PM   #14
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You know what's sad?

I don't find any of this to be new information. Oh, this country. I've also realized that I seem to be quite a rarity because, though i have made a promise to my parents and myself not to have sex until i marry, I am also incredibly horny. This country is so freakin' weird.
This is precisely why Western Civilization thrived. Channel that there energy into the protestant (or insert your own belief or lack of belief system) work ethic and you'll be a millionaire before you're 25.
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:39 AM   #15
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In my opinion, sex before marriage can be healthy. Sorry if that ruffles feathers (and I am not advocating sexual experimentation at too young a maturity level) but I think the dillusional belief that sex is only "right" within marriage is naive. Why does there even have to be a "right" and "wrong" when it comes to sex? Sure, if your conviction is such, because of whatever ethics/morals you have, then have at it. The problem with that idea is what do you do when you are 10 years into a marriage and suddenly WANT to know what it is like to be with someone else? You are left to struggle internally over it with guilt as your overriding force. Especially if you are involved in an exclusive, monogomous marriage (which is quite likely if you have waited to have sex with your spouse.) Never fool yourself in thinking your spouse who has been your only sexual partner is the only person you will ever want sexually. I find it hard to believe that is probable. I think if one can get past their own insecurities about previous partners or current desires he/she can truly love the person they are married to, and not own them.

Of course, my experiences cause me to have my opinions on the matter, but based on those, that's really what I think.
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