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Old 07-11-2010, 05:02 AM   #1
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Old 07-11-2010, 06:22 AM   #2
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This is the most WTF thing I think I've ever seen.

It's just...wrong.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:16 PM   #3
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Well I guess that's one way to get your balls to the wall.
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:20 PM   #4
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I believe this has been posted before, maybe like 10 times, but it is still pretty funny.
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Old 07-09-2010, 12:41 AM   #5
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I don't get it, Merc.
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Old 07-09-2010, 08:53 PM   #6
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I think he meant the preceding Paris Hilton pic, which, BTW, was not camel toe, but rather moose knuckle.
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:56 AM   #7
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Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak.

I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries.
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:44 AM   #8
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What is that all about anyway?
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:46 PM   #9
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Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat?

"Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do."

"How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?"
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:54 PM   #10
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"Hey, look, I caught a carp!"

"Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole."
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Old 07-14-2010, 04:07 PM   #11
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40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:00 PM   #12
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40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.
Well of course Bruce, the Japanese are famous for copying other's ideas...
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:00 AM   #13
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Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.


Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.

This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.

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Old 07-19-2010, 03:25 PM   #14
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Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable,...
I read 'smaller' as 'smarter'...as in "smarter, faster, cheaper, more reliable"...it sounded like an ad for "The Six Million Dollar Eel".
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:27 PM   #15
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Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com.

Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'.
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