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Old 04-22-2011, 09:12 PM   #271
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I'm sure US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services would be very happy to hear that.

Looking up the number for CIS in Queens,
MTP
What time shall I expect them to come???

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Old 04-22-2011, 09:49 PM   #272
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What time shall I expect them to come???

Pam.
I'm pretty sure the point is, is thats its a surprise!
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Old 04-22-2011, 09:58 PM   #273
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CIS!
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:19 PM   #274
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CIS!
ORRRR...

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Old 04-22-2011, 10:24 PM   #275
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Why are you checking up on me??
You are trying to destroy my soul...
that is what I believe to be true...

Pam.
5 Syllables
then 7
then 5.

but otherwise that was pretty good....
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:28 PM   #276
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those women have pointy hats.

They're witches!
The pointy hats aren't witches, they're genetic. Garden gnomes have to come from somewhere.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:00 PM   #277
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What if they're gnomitches? (Half gnome, half witch)
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Old 04-23-2011, 05:07 AM   #278
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Shit! I always thought a gnomitch was a gnome sandwich!
No wonder they look at me strangely in Subway...
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Old 04-23-2011, 06:47 AM   #279
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No, you're right SG, those are also gnomitches. English language and its multiple meanings for the same word and all...
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Old 04-23-2011, 08:09 AM   #280
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People give me a strange look when I'm trying to order at Subway too. Of course we don't have a Subway so I'm usually trying to order at the bait shop.
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:34 PM   #281
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From your writing style, I thought you were a man (no offense.) But I really do not have an issue with 'hicks.' It is just the fact that people were saying things like: 'What is a deaf girl doing living in NY?' And they would say also: 'Do you wear you're IPOD on the subway, just to make others believe you are not DEAF?' It was brutal. so I told this one girl from Georgia that she was a 'hick' and that the nearest paved road was probably 50 miles from her house.
she flagged the post and yes, I will admit, I did get banned for that.

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Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:38 PM   #282
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Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.
What i post is true. I do have an IPOD so i feel as though I 'fit in.' but there is no music in it. it is true. i do not like the country. i did not deserve to get banned over there on that site.

it is always weird when you communicate with some people from various sites. and you will see that their online personallity is nothig like they are... unfortunately, mine is what you get...

are we sharing a moment here??
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:44 PM   #283
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oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
late to this thread, I will hook you up with a place to stay and tour guiding. My MIL won't mind some Brits crashing at her place, just don't get her started on WW II (the big one)
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:46 PM   #284
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you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
Maybe I'll just wave from across the room
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:52 PM   #285
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Don't believe everything you read...besides, there is a conspiracy around hear...it's stinky...like monster's glove. Trust me, it's bad.
That might have to be a user title or a cellar tagline
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