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skysidhe · 09-28-2009, 07:48 PM

They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.

Trilby · 09-28-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.

I pasted and copied them. I will refer to them often! I think they're great!
Each kid gets a copy, too.

capnhowdy · 09-28-2009, 08:22 PM

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skysidhe · 09-28-2009, 09:16 PM

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So funny it deserves a replay. (oops the picture is missing)

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I pasted and copied them. I will refer to them often! I think they're great!
Each kid gets a copy, too.

I'm glad. They are great!

Even so I must break everyone of those rules.

skysidhe · 09-29-2009, 07:58 AM

He died on Sunday? I didn't know. I've seen him speak many times.

skysidhe · 09-30-2009, 09:08 AM

stumbled upon these this morning

Nirvana · 09-30-2009, 11:27 AM

Life summarized in 4 bottles...

Crap, I’m already on the third one…!

Pie · 09-30-2009, 11:30 AM

Y'know, it took me a few moments to recognize the soda bottle. I've never had a glass soda bottle, IIRC.

plthijinx · 09-30-2009, 11:35 AM

those 6 oz. cokes are the shit!

classicman · 09-30-2009, 02:33 PM

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes...

Nirvana · 09-30-2009, 05:43 PM

* Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!

Read the whole sign

classicman · 10-01-2009, 12:26 AM

Thats a great one Nirvana!

Radar · 10-04-2009, 08:15 PM

Holy crap this is funny! I think it might be a fake, but either way it's hilarious.

Sheldonrs · 10-27-2009, 12:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O96U...om=PL&index=18

I don't know if it's been posted before but enjoy it again if it has!

SteveDallas · 10-04-2009, 09:27 PM

The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.

09-28-2009, 08:22 PM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	__________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-30-2009, 09:08 AM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	stumbled upon these this morning Attached Images

09-30-2009, 11:27 AM	#7
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Life summarized in 4 bottles... Crap, I’m already on the third one…! Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

09-30-2009, 11:30 AM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Y'know, it took me a few moments to recognize the soda bottle. I've never had a glass soda bottle, IIRC. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-30-2009, 11:35 AM	#9
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	those 6 oz. cokes are the shit! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-28-2009, 07:48 PM	#1
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.

09-29-2009, 07:58 AM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	He died on Sunday? I didn't know. I've seen him speak many times.

09-30-2009, 02:33 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Gender specific Definitions 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-30-2009, 05:43 PM	#11
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	* Only in Canada would you see a sign like this! Read the whole sign Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-01-2009, 12:26 AM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Thats a great one Nirvana! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-04-2009, 08:15 PM	#13
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Holy crap this is funny! I think it might be a fake, but either way it's hilarious. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

10-27-2009, 12:34 PM	#14
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	One of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O96U...om=PL&index=18 I don't know if it's been posted before but enjoy it again if it has! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-04-2009, 09:27 PM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.

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