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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Each kid gets a copy, too.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
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Even so I must break everyone of those rules. |
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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He died on Sunday? I didn't know. I've seen him speak many times.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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stumbled upon these this morning
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
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Life summarized in 4 bottles...
Crap, I’m already on the third one…!
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Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Y'know, it took me a few moments to recognize the soda bottle. I've never had a glass soda bottle, IIRC.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,197
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those 6 oz. cokes are the shit!
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For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. |
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Gender specific Definitions
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes...
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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* Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!
Read the whole sign
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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Holy crap this is funny! I think it might be a fake, but either way it's hilarious.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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One of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O96U...om=PL&index=18
I don't know if it's been posted before but enjoy it again if it has!
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.
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