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Old 09-28-2009, 07:48 PM   #1
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They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:55 PM   #2
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They're certainly easier rules to remember than any I've been taught...and forgotten.
I pasted and copied them. I will refer to them often! I think they're great!
Each kid gets a copy, too.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:22 PM   #3
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:16 PM   #4
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So funny it deserves a replay. (oops the picture is missing)


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I pasted and copied them. I will refer to them often! I think they're great!
Each kid gets a copy, too.
I'm glad. They are great!

Even so I must break everyone of those rules.
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:58 AM   #5
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He died on Sunday? I didn't know. I've seen him speak many times.
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:08 AM   #6
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stumbled upon these this morning
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:27 AM   #7
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Life summarized in 4 bottles...


Crap, I’m already on the third one…!
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:30 AM   #8
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Y'know, it took me a few moments to recognize the soda bottle. I've never had a glass soda bottle, IIRC.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:35 AM   #9
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those 6 oz. cokes are the shit!
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:33 PM   #10
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Gender specific Definitions

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes...
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:43 PM   #11
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* Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!

Read the whole sign
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:26 AM   #12
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Thats a great one Nirvana!
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:15 PM   #13
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Holy crap this is funny! I think it might be a fake, but either way it's hilarious.

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Old 10-27-2009, 12:34 PM   #14
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One of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O96U...om=PL&index=18

I don't know if it's been posted before but enjoy it again if it has!
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:27 PM   #15
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The explosion was so powerful it turned the lights back on.
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