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10-11-2003, 09:05 PM | #16 |
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I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up.
That was really funny Q! |
10-12-2003, 12:14 AM | #17 | |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Quote:
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10-12-2003, 01:25 AM | #18 |
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http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm
Also, I am clearly the preferred intelligence insulter, due to my superior knowledge of quantum mechanics. |
10-12-2003, 11:46 AM | #19 |
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That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it?
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10-12-2003, 09:01 PM | #20 |
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Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume?
Ripped off, imagine if you had a real craving for chippies and you got that in your packet, half your chippies would be missing. Bummer. |
10-13-2003, 09:28 AM | #21 |
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Yes, but think of all the bags of "chippies" (that cracks me up) you could buy after you sell the nugget o cheese on Ebay...
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10-13-2003, 06:57 PM | #22 |
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For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.
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10-14-2003, 11:09 AM | #23 |
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What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic?
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10-14-2003, 11:20 AM | #24 |
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I usually get a free fluid flush ...
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10-14-2003, 11:38 AM | #25 |
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I'd hold out for a valve job.
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10-22-2003, 11:35 AM | #26 |
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"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos."
Ok, so is Doritos the plural of Dorito? You can tell I'm have a lot of spare time today if I am contemplating things like this. |
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