Inappropriate Sex Question - Page 2

Spexxvet · 10-23-2006, 04:04 PM

Jesus and Mohammed

Flint · 10-23-2006, 04:09 PM

Murder, she scrote.

Spexxvet · 10-23-2006, 04:11 PM

Murder, she croaked.

yesman065 · 10-23-2006, 04:45 PM

Whats the penalty for not answering, cuz I spent a total of about 3 nanoseconds and couldn't think of why I was actually thinking of answering this question with an answer - Therefore, I would probably opt for the penalty rather than answer.
Then again if I had to - Brianna's ex with the 2" penis or whatever and his brother ( figuring his can't be much larger)

aside from them - the two guys with the smallest weenies in the world. Only if I had to choose, of course

morethanpretty · 10-23-2006, 04:58 PM

My friend Sarah...thats easy. But I can't think of a second girl. Sarah and I have already kissed, and we've known each other for a decade, so I would be comfortable with her. But I can't think of anybody else besides my boyfriend, guy or girl, I would be comfortable enough to have sex with.

JayMcGee · 10-23-2006, 06:23 PM

*chokes*

... oh, I'm so cut up.....

Elspode · 10-23-2006, 07:11 PM

Excuse me, Bri, but...is this voluntary, or under duress? As a flaming heterosexual, I can't think of *any* man with whom I'd voluntarily have sex, let alone two, but if someone was pointing a gun at my head, I might be able to make some choices.

DucksNuts · 10-23-2006, 07:27 PM

Oh Oh....

Angelina, Drew Barrymore, and Jessica Alba

Oh and Aliantha of course

I'm up for FMK

jinx · 10-23-2006, 07:45 PM

1. Brody Dalle
2. tie: Hope Sandoval / Beth Orton

lumberjim · 10-25-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

1. Brody Dalle
2. tie: Hope Sandoval / Beth Orton

smoothmoniker, can you get me any of these three ladies' phone number? please?

Aliantha · 10-23-2006, 07:51 PM

Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol

Ducks...I'm so honoured!

Of course you'd have to be at the top of my list...and the other would be....hmmm...so many choices...so little time! I'll choose Sparkie.

yesman065 · 10-24-2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol

I don't even play the game, let alone want to pick a position! But in the spirit of the thread I stand by my answer - as long as there are no other guys around. In which case I'd fight or run.

Ibby · 10-23-2006, 08:25 PM

(young) David Bowie and... Matt Bellamy, of Muse.

Beestie · 10-23-2006, 11:50 PM

This is a girl's question. No hetero guy can even contemplate it.

mrnoodle · 10-24-2006, 01:20 AM

Schadenfreude is more than half of the fun. People enjoy seeing you HAVE to choose.

The reason this is hard for guys is that we are very visual people. You know, the butt/boob thing, etc. So, when you ask us to imagine having sex with someone, we ACTUALLY imagine it, and not in the abstract. This is like mental rape. Furthermore, knowing that we all think in that way, when another man gives a serious answer, we know that he has just thought about having sex with a man. Now you can't look them directly in the eye until they have reasserted their straightness in some way.

We're mostly pack animals, that's how it is.

I'm a lone wolf, baby.

If forced at gunpoint, on pain of death to a dear family member, I would do it (nothing touches my butthole though. Nothing) with.......

.......

.......

......

I seriously can't think of anyone. I know they can't be hairy or bodybuilders. That would be just horrible. They have to be as close to girls as I can get them without being those drag queen people. Who's girly?

10-23-2006, 04:04 PM	#1
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Jesus and Mohammed __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-23-2006, 04:09 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Murder, she scrote. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-23-2006, 04:11 PM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Murder, she croaked. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-23-2006, 04:58 PM	#5
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	My friend Sarah...thats easy. But I can't think of a second girl. Sarah and I have already kissed, and we've known each other for a decade, so I would be comfortable with her. But I can't think of anybody else besides my boyfriend, guy or girl, I would be comfortable enough to have sex with. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-23-2006, 06:23 PM	#6
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	chokes ... oh, I'm so cut up..... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

10-23-2006, 04:45 PM	#4
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Whats the penalty for not answering, cuz I spent a total of about 3 nanoseconds and couldn't think of why I was actually thinking of answering this question with an answer - Therefore, I would probably opt for the penalty rather than answer. Then again if I had to - Brianna's ex with the 2" penis or whatever and his brother ( figuring his can't be much larger) aside from them - the two guys with the smallest weenies in the world. Only if I had to choose, of course

10-23-2006, 07:11 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Excuse me, Bri, but...is this voluntary, or under duress? As a flaming heterosexual, I can't think of any man with whom I'd voluntarily have sex, let alone two, but if someone was pointing a gun at my head, I might be able to make some choices. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-23-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh Oh.... Angelina, Drew Barrymore, and Jessica Alba Oh and Aliantha of course I'm up for FMK

10-23-2006, 07:45 PM	#9
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	1. Brody Dalle 2. tie: Hope Sandoval / Beth Orton __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-23-2006, 07:51 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yesman...I'm guessing from your response that you see yourself more as a catcher than a pitcher? lol Ducks...I'm so honoured! Of course you'd have to be at the top of my list...and the other would be....hmmm...so many choices...so little time! I'll choose Sparkie. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-23-2006, 08:25 PM	#13
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	(young) David Bowie and... Matt Bellamy, of Muse. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-23-2006, 11:50 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	This is a girl's question. No hetero guy can even contemplate it. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

10-24-2006, 01:20 AM	#15
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Schadenfreude is more than half of the fun. People enjoy seeing you HAVE to choose. The reason this is hard for guys is that we are very visual people. You know, the butt/boob thing, etc. So, when you ask us to imagine having sex with someone, we ACTUALLY imagine it, and not in the abstract. This is like mental rape. Furthermore, knowing that we all think in that way, when another man gives a serious answer, we know that he has just thought about having sex with a man. Now you can't look them directly in the eye until they have reasserted their straightness in some way. We're mostly pack animals, that's how it is. I'm a lone wolf, baby. If forced at gunpoint, on pain of death to a dear family member, I would do it (nothing touches my butthole though. Nothing) with....... ....... ....... ...... I seriously can't think of anyone. I know they can't be hairy or bodybuilders. That would be just horrible. They have to be as close to girls as I can get them without being those drag queen people. Who's girly? __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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