Who is ready for some strange? - Page 2

yesman065 · 11-10-2006, 04:04 PM

Oh and bring Shawnee with you - Hell Get Ali too. If I'm gonna get my ass kicked for it - I might as well go all-freakin-out for it.

Shawnee123 · 11-11-2006, 02:11 PM

Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me.

Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

Let me know when you're in Ohio.

(and GO BUCKS!!!)

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

You let it hang out while we're drinking, talking and laughing, and you're getting fondled..... that's a promise.

Aliantha · 11-14-2006, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me.

Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that!

Let me know when you're in Ohio.

(and GO BUCKS!!!)

That's what my single life used to consist of!

DucksNuts · 11-12-2006, 01:59 AM

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Elspode · 11-12-2006, 11:37 AM

One word...Viagra.

yesman065 · 11-13-2006, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

3 on 1 - hmmmm that oughtta even the odds up a little for ya

Even if I'm in trouble I have a lot of brother cellarites in Philly that I'm sure would help out - if need be.

DucksNuts · 11-12-2006, 09:01 PM

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

xoxoxoBruce · 11-13-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

It makes nothing. It allows the natural effect of stimulus on the brain (boobies) to trigger an erection where the physical apparatus is struggling for whatever reason. You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.
It also allows faster recovery after orgasm through not only the chemical action but the reinforced confidence of just having had success.

And it keeps you from rolling out of bed.

Sundae · 11-13-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

It makes nothing... You still have to be stimulated, want it to work, it doesn't force an erection on you.

This man begs to differ.

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In summary, I think the Viagra people should update their claim that "VIAGRA helps a man with erectile dysfunction get an erection only when he is sexually excited." They should add, "...but anything will get him sexually excited, including the Holy Word of God."

So there you have it. If it's true that "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven," then I must be the best Christian in the world. After church, I met up with my wife, who looked at my puffy, reddened face and said, "You're swollen."

"You don't know the half of it," I said.

Later, however, she would not only know the half of it, but four and a half of it.

Although do follow the link - as it made me snort with laughter when I read it.

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit - you girls are out on the town? You're not leaving me out for heaven's sake.

Was out with the girls on Friday night - the brief was to pull a monster face for the camera. Turns out I was the only one who had no shame. And the only one on Stella - wonder if that was a coincidence.

This is strange, but I doubt if anyone wants some!

Elspode · 11-13-2006, 01:18 PM

Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra *before going to church*? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line.

Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with *that* thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though.

footfootfoot · 11-13-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Make that 2 Aussies, 1 Yank & 1 Brit...

2 Aussies, a Yank and a Brit walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says"
"Is this some sort of joke?"

footfootfoot · 11-12-2006, 09:22 PM

What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ?

It stays dark all night long.

What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

zippyt · 11-12-2006, 09:52 PM

You can fall asleep with a light on.

But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!!

DucksNuts · 11-13-2006, 03:30 AM

Ohh thanks Brucie

I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

11-11-2006, 02:11 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds great! Packing today, moving tomorrow...then it's single life again for me. Actually, I'm not a clubber or anything. My single life consists of hanging out, drinking beers, talking, laughing...stuff like that! Let me know when you're in Ohio. (and GO BUCKS!!!) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-12-2006, 11:37 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	One word...Viagra. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-13-2006, 01:18 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Why on Earth did the guy take Viagra before going to church? I'm betting there was a altar boy involved somewhere along the line. Viagra's effects on me range to, "Oh my God, what do you think you're going to do with that thing!?" to "It's okay dear, I'm sure it will be better next time.", and everything in between. Never have I experienced anything remotely approaching an involuntary state of tumescence while under its influence, though. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-12-2006, 09:22 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's the difference between "hard" and "dark" ? It stays dark all night long. What's the difference between "light" and "hard"? You can fall asleep with a light on. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-12-2006, 09:52 PM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You can fall asleep with a light on. But you don't have to worry about rolling out of bed !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-10-2006, 04:04 PM	#1
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Oh and bring Shawnee with you - Hell Get Ali too. If I'm gonna get my ass kicked for it - I might as well go all-freakin-out for it.

11-12-2006, 01:59 AM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh yesman, youre a brave fella....2 aussie chicks AND Shawnee???

11-12-2006, 09:01 PM	#8
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	OK OK - I have a Viagra question....does it just make ya hard for a very long time ?? or do you actually ..umm...achieve the big O and still stay hard afterwards?...orrrrrr what??

11-13-2006, 03:30 AM	#15
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohh thanks Brucie I should read more n quit watching shitty comedy shows me thinks.

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