Cellar Awards 2007 - Page 2

monster · 02-22-2007, 07:51 AM

I'm sure my arse is lilly-white but I don't know 'cause I can't see that far....

part hippy, part goth, part soccer mom, part liberal....... hey, who knows what I'll be today?

a lumberjim-dodger, I reckon.....

Beestie · 02-22-2007, 02:03 PM

Bruce gets the elder statesman award.

Bruce also gets the Most Likely To Cringe At Getting An Award award.

Jinx gets my Award for Being Married to LJ Award. The rest of us get to log off.

LJ gets my award for adding the most energy to the Cellar and my runner-up Award for having the best bullshit sensor.

Slang gets the Most likely to do something none of us will ever hear about award.

LabRat gets the Most Likely to turn a thread into a pornfest simply by showing up Award.

BusterB gets the Most likely to be apprehended wearing an overcoat and socks award.

Brianna gets the Most likely to be contacted by Aaron Spelling productions about making a miniseries about her love life Award.

UT gets the award for Least Likely To Resort to a Nuclear Solution.

tw gets the Award for Reading tw's posts the most times.

I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.

Clodfobble gets my award for the most insightful use of common sense to resolve an emotionally charged debate.

Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.

Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.

Rocksteady gets the award for Most Likely to Sit Whilst Peeing.

Cain gets the award for Most Likely to Author a Photoshop that will make Dr. Pepper Squirt Out Through Your Nose.

mbpark gets the Leo LaPorte Award for genius-level geekdom without being a geek.

Wolf gets my award for Most Likely to have read/seen that book/movie I always wanted to read/see but never got around to it.

Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is.

ZippyT gets some kind of award for being the Least Surprised by something in the WTF thread.

Radar gets my award for Most Likely To Start A New Business/Career.

Ibram gets my award for forgetting more about music than I ever knew.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Sean Hannity.

UT gets My award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Al Franken.

Case gets my Award for best Artist.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for best Craftsman.

I'd give out an Award for best poet but I literally can't read poetry.

And Wolf gets my Coolest Cellarite Award. Oh, and the Best Bullshit Sensor Award.

glatt · 02-22-2007, 03:30 PM

A lot of these are absolutely correct. You really nailed them.

But this one makes me laugh. It's perfect.

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

ummm... that's gonna keep me on my toes...

can't Bruce be funnier, instead?

No.

Undertoad · 02-23-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.

It's a draw, seriously... both find awesome things out there!

Elspode · 02-23-2007, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.

Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.

Which, by logical extension, means that I've just been given an award for *not* getting laid.

Yup. That's about right. Time for me to go be even more depressed now.

Kagen4o4 · 02-23-2007, 09:18 PM

I'll put myself down for "most likely to nominate themselves"

Aliantha · 02-24-2007, 04:30 AM

Sorry Kagen, I beat you to that, or actually, if they give you that award it's in error, cause I already nominated myself.

lumberjim · 02-24-2007, 11:16 AM

I'd like to nominate skysidhe for the most likely to be a crazy stalker award.

Spexxvet · 02-24-2007, 11:17 AM

Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce

Pie · 02-24-2007, 11:22 AM

Can I get a consolation prize?

lumberjim · 02-24-2007, 12:07 PM

tastiest username?

best parrallel parker?

no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise

Spexxvet · 02-24-2007, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

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no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise

And cute.

Pie · 02-24-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

best parrallel parker?

Hah! I've been known to drive all over town looking for a head-in spot...

I'll settle for Best with Whipped Cream.

DucksNuts · 02-24-2007, 04:57 PM

Aww c'mon, surely I am more deserved than *best nipple*??

Although, I will wear that one with pride....................

02-22-2007, 07:51 AM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm sure my arse is lilly-white but I don't know 'cause I can't see that far.... part hippy, part goth, part soccer mom, part liberal....... hey, who knows what I'll be today? a lumberjim-dodger, I reckon..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-22-2007, 02:03 PM	#17
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Bruce gets the elder statesman award. Bruce also gets the Most Likely To Cringe At Getting An Award award. Jinx gets my Award for Being Married to LJ Award. The rest of us get to log off. LJ gets my award for adding the most energy to the Cellar and my runner-up Award for having the best bullshit sensor. Slang gets the Most likely to do something none of us will ever hear about award. LabRat gets the Most Likely to turn a thread into a pornfest simply by showing up Award. BusterB gets the Most likely to be apprehended wearing an overcoat and socks award. Brianna gets the Most likely to be contacted by Aaron Spelling productions about making a miniseries about her love life Award. UT gets the award for Least Likely To Resort to a Nuclear Solution. tw gets the Award for Reading tw's posts the most times. I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce. Clodfobble gets my award for the most insightful use of common sense to resolve an emotionally charged debate. Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with. Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with. Rocksteady gets the award for Most Likely to Sit Whilst Peeing. Cain gets the award for Most Likely to Author a Photoshop that will make Dr. Pepper Squirt Out Through Your Nose. mbpark gets the Leo LaPorte Award for genius-level geekdom without being a geek. Wolf gets my award for Most Likely to have read/seen that book/movie I always wanted to read/see but never got around to it. Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is. ZippyT gets some kind of award for being the Least Surprised by something in the WTF thread. Radar gets my award for Most Likely To Start A New Business/Career. Ibram gets my award for forgetting more about music than I ever knew. Happy Monkey gets my Award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Sean Hannity. UT gets My award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Al Franken. Case gets my Award for best Artist. Happy Monkey gets my Award for best Craftsman. I'd give out an Award for best poet but I literally can't read poetry. And Wolf gets my Coolest Cellarite Award. Oh, and the Best Bullshit Sensor Award. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

02-23-2007, 09:18 PM	#22
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	I'll put myself down for "most likely to nominate themselves" __________________ something we both can enjoy??

02-24-2007, 04:30 AM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Sorry Kagen, I beat you to that, or actually, if they give you that award it's in error, cause I already nominated myself. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-24-2007, 11:16 AM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'd like to nominate skysidhe for the most likely to be a crazy stalker award. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-24-2007, 11:17 AM	#25
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-24-2007, 11:22 AM	#26
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Can I get a consolation prize? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-24-2007, 12:07 PM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	tastiest username? best parrallel parker? no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-24-2007, 04:57 PM	#30
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Aww c'mon, surely I am more deserved than best nipple?? Although, I will wear that one with pride....................

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