April 11, 2007: Swan feeds carp - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 04-11-2007, 06:48 PM

Then again, maybe he's a gynocologist.

(gonna get bitch slapped for the rest of my life for that one!)

littlenickyer · 04-11-2007, 06:54 PM

I'm pretty sure that's the wrong end...

Sheldonrs · 04-11-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by littlenickyer

I'm pretty sure that's the wrong end...

I was playing up the fishy smell angle.

(diggin' the grave deeper for myself)

DucksNuts · 04-12-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I was playing up the fishy smell angle.

(diggin' the grave deeper for myself)

Its fairly obvious that you bat for the other team....and just as well I am tipping!!

littlenickyer · 04-11-2007, 06:58 PM

oh good lord
if I were you, I would go into deep hiding
vengeful feminists will find you any second

Sheldonrs · 04-11-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littlenickyer

oh good lord
if I were you, I would go into deep hiding
vengeful feminists will find you any second

I know. I can smell 'em.

(oh crap! Why don't I just lay down in the street and wait for the next truck?!!!)

littlenickyer · 04-11-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I know. I can smell 'em.

(oh crap! Why don't I just lay down in the street and wait for the next truck?!!!)

nicely done.
too bad it may be your last joke

freshnesschronic · 04-11-2007, 07:24 PM

I don't get why the swan doesn't eat the fish. Maybe it's not part of their diet, but birds eat fish no doubt. Plus those fish look delicious, in my opinion.

littlenickyer · 04-11-2007, 07:27 PM

I'm pretty sure swans eat grasses and smaller fish - the carp might be too big
However, don't think this means you can feed them
They will bite your hand, and the males will get all pissed at you for 'hitting on their woman'
not a fond memory

Aliantha · 04-12-2007, 02:29 AM

Carp taste like crap.

DucksNuts · 04-12-2007, 05:37 AM

They're alright bled and cooked in beer Ali.

Aliantha · 04-12-2007, 05:44 AM

the flesh is still sloppy and 'muddy' tasting though. As a food source, they're ok, but there's lots of other fish that tastes good without even trying.

04-11-2007, 06:48 PM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Then again, maybe he's a gynocologist. (gonna get bitch slapped for the rest of my life for that one!) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-12-2007, 02:29 AM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Carp taste like crap. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-12-2007, 05:44 AM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	the flesh is still sloppy and 'muddy' tasting though. As a food source, they're ok, but there's lots of other fish that tastes good without even trying. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-11-2007, 06:54 PM	#2
littlenickyer I Love Lamp Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 37	I'm pretty sure that's the wrong end...

04-11-2007, 06:58 PM	#5
littlenickyer I Love Lamp Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 37	oh good lord if I were you, I would go into deep hiding vengeful feminists will find you any second

04-11-2007, 07:24 PM	#8
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	I don't get why the swan doesn't eat the fish. Maybe it's not part of their diet, but birds eat fish no doubt. Plus those fish look delicious, in my opinion.

04-11-2007, 07:27 PM	#9
littlenickyer I Love Lamp Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 37	I'm pretty sure swans eat grasses and smaller fish - the carp might be too big However, don't think this means you can feed them They will bite your hand, and the males will get all pissed at you for 'hitting on their woman' not a fond memory

04-12-2007, 05:37 AM	#11
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	They're alright bled and cooked in beer Ali.

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