Dirty lyrics that technically aren't - Page 2

BigV · 05-22-2007, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Police

Don't Stand So Close To Me

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Please. Don't. Stop.

BigV · 05-22-2007, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZ Top

Woke up with wood

]When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
Lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
Playing with it some
When i, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking bout basketball
Trying not to lose my mind
My baby came to help and I let out a yell,
She grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
Playing with it some
When i, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
Debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
They were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
Playing with it some
When i, I woke up with wood.

Real subtle.

BigV · 05-22-2007, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZ Top

Mexican Blackbird

If youre down in acuna and you aint up to being alone
Dont spend all your money on just any honey thats grown.
Go find the mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

They all call her her puta cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin and a-lovins her trade.
Her mama was mezcan and her daddy was the ace of spades.

Oh, lets drive that old chrysler down to mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, aint it?
Now, ya got it! hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.

Mm, shes hot as a pepper but smooth as a mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.

Oh, one more time,
Can you roll me another bull durham, please?
Cant you do it with one hand, boy?

This is not the Beatle's species, I'm sure.

BigV · 05-22-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZ Top

Pearl necklace

Shes really upset with me again,
I didnt give her what she likes.
I dont know what to tell her,
Dont know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein so weird,
Digs gettin downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout,
It really dont cost that much.

She was gettin bombed,
And I was gettin blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

"Jewelry"

jester · 05-22-2007, 11:40 AM

Panama - Van Halen

Uh!
Oh yeah!
Ah-huh!

Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast and top down
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't ya know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her!

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama

Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her
Uh-oh!

Panama, Panama. Wow!
Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!

(Guitar Solo)

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
You know what I'm sayin'
Ahh, you reach down put it between my legs n' ease the seat back

She's runnin', I'm flyin'
Right behind in the rearview mirror now
Got the fearin', power steerin'
Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh
Panama

jester · 05-22-2007, 11:42 AM

Drop Dead Legs - Van Halen (kinda like zztop) most of their songs are technically......

Ow!

Drop dead legs
Pretty smile
Hurts my head
Gets me wild

Dig that steam
Giant butt
Makes me scream
I get a nut nut nuthin
but the shakes over you
(Nothin) Nothin' else could ever do

You know that you want it (Woo!)
I know what you need
You know that you want it (Baby!)
When the night is through
Will I still be lovin' you? (Woo!)

Dig those moves
Vampire
Set me loose
Get it higher

Throw my rope
Loop-de-loop
Nice white teeth; Betty Boop
Play it cool,
Real heavy
I ain't fooled
Get it ready
Ooh, oh baby!

You know that you want it (oh, oh oh)
I know what you need (Ooh!)
You know that you want it (Baby)
When the night is through, (Ow!)
Will I still be lovin' you? (Uh!)

wolf · 05-22-2007, 04:10 PM

Alabama Song - The Doors (via Bertolt Brecht)

"Show me the way to the next little girl." (apparently originally the lyrics were "pretty boy.")

In retrospect, perhaps those were intentionally dirty.

jinx · 05-22-2007, 04:21 PM

Traveling Riverside Blues / Lemon Song - LZ

Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed
Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg

Spoken: I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about

Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl
I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed

jester · 05-23-2007, 12:15 PM

technically - these are!!!! (all that has been posted)

Whitesnake - Slide it in

You talk too much,
Never saying what's on your mind,
It's written on your face,
An' in the words you hide behind
I know what you want,
I can see what you're looking for,
I know what you want from me,
An' I'm gonna give you more

I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby...

Sometimes you seem
Just like a stranger to me,
But, all the games you play
Make it so easy to see
You're looking for love,
Tho' you try to deny,
The things you put me through
Tell me what I've got to do to you

I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...

You talk too much,
Always treating me so unkind,
I know what I've got to do,
To get me some peace of mind

I'm gonna slide it in,
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby...

Shawnee123 · 05-23-2007, 12:20 PM

"Really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree"

Steve Miller Band

Urbane Guerrilla · 06-05-2007, 05:28 AM

One of several versions of The Woodpecker Song goes something like this, but I should bracket the received material with a first verse and a last verse that I've known for decades:

Tune: Dixie, messed with as needed.

One day I saw a telephone pole
And in that pole was a woodpecker's hole
And I thought
That I ought
To examine it
More closely.

I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Take it out, take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT!"

I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole,
And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul,
Put it back, put it back, put it back,
REPLACE IT!"

[The rhythm gradually speeds, verse by verse. Sing the significant verbs with an obvious hyphen between syllables.]

Other verses:
Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT!
Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT!
Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT!
Reciprocated/speed it up/ACCELERATE IT!
Accelerated /slow it down/RETARD IT!
Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT!
Repeated/twist it ‘round/RE-ARTICULATE IT!
Re-articulated /let it go/RELEASE IT!
Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT!
Retracted/the other hole/RE-ALIGN IT!
Re-aligned/pull it out/REMOVE IT!
Removed/take a whiff/REVOLTING!

Or, alternatively, gradually rallentando from the earlier frenetic pace, and best delivered with a postorgasmic expression on the singer's face:

...Pull it out!/Pull it out!/Pull it out --
I've had it!

jester · 06-05-2007, 09:38 AM

Lick It Up - Kiss

nothin else needs to be said

jester · 06-05-2007, 03:38 PM

listening as we post

Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen

skysidhe · 06-07-2007, 08:00 AM

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Sometimes while shopping I hear this song being played. I wonder if it
were more of a modern alternative song there would be a moral outcry
and banned for it's suggestive nature?

oh good 'ole Rod.

Flint · 06-07-2007, 09:23 AM

I met you on Monday, that's my lucky bun day...you know what I mean!

I love you each weekday, each velvety cheek day...you know what I mean!

05-22-2007, 04:10 PM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Alabama Song - The Doors (via Bertolt Brecht) "Show me the way to the next little girl." (apparently originally the lyrics were "pretty boy.") In retrospect, perhaps those were intentionally dirty. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-22-2007, 04:21 PM	#23
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Traveling Riverside Blues / Lemon Song - LZ Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg Spoken: I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-23-2007, 12:20 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"Really love your peaches Want to shake your tree" Steve Miller Band __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-05-2007, 05:28 AM	#26
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	One of several versions of The Woodpecker Song goes something like this, but I should bracket the received material with a first verse and a last verse that I've known for decades: Tune: Dixie, messed with as needed. One day I saw a telephone pole And in that pole was a woodpecker's hole And I thought That I ought To examine it More closely. I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take it out, take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT!" I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Put it back, put it back, put it back, REPLACE IT!" [The rhythm gradually speeds, verse by verse. Sing the significant verbs with an obvious hyphen between syllables.] Other verses: Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT! Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT! Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT! Reciprocated/speed it up/ACCELERATE IT! Accelerated /slow it down/RETARD IT! Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT! Repeated/twist it ‘round/RE-ARTICULATE IT! Re-articulated /let it go/RELEASE IT! Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT! Retracted/the other hole/RE-ALIGN IT! Re-aligned/pull it out/REMOVE IT! Removed/take a whiff/REVOLTING! Or, alternatively, gradually rallentando from the earlier frenetic pace, and best delivered with a postorgasmic expression on the singer's face: ...Pull it out!/Pull it out!/Pull it out -- I've had it! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

06-07-2007, 08:00 AM	#29
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	C'mon angel my hearts on fire Don't deny your man's desire You'd be a fool to stop this tide Spread your wings and let me come inside Sometimes while shopping I hear this song being played. I wonder if it were more of a modern alternative song there would be a moral outcry and banned for it's suggestive nature? oh good 'ole Rod. Last edited by skysidhe; 06-07-2007 at 08:03 AM. Reason: too long

05-22-2007, 11:40 AM	#20
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Panama - Van Halen Uh! Oh yeah! Ah-huh! Jump back, what's that sound? Here she comes, full blast and top down Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline Don't ya know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her! Panama, Panama Panama, Panama Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom Don't you know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her Uh-oh! Panama, Panama. Wow! Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Woo! (Guitar Solo) Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off You know what I'm sayin' Ahh, you reach down put it between my legs n' ease the seat back She's runnin', I'm flyin' Right behind in the rearview mirror now Got the fearin', power steerin' Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now Panama, Panama Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama

05-22-2007, 11:42 AM	#21
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Drop Dead Legs - Van Halen (kinda like zztop) most of their songs are technically...... Ow! Drop dead legs Pretty smile Hurts my head Gets me wild Dig that steam Giant butt Makes me scream I get a nut nut nuthin but the shakes over you (Nothin) Nothin' else could ever do You know that you want it (Woo!) I know what you need You know that you want it (Baby!) When the night is through Will I still be lovin' you? (Woo!) Dig those moves Vampire Set me loose Get it higher Throw my rope Loop-de-loop Nice white teeth; Betty Boop Play it cool, Real heavy I ain't fooled Get it ready Ooh, oh baby! You know that you want it (oh, oh oh) I know what you need (Ooh!) You know that you want it (Baby) When the night is through, (Ow!) Will I still be lovin' you? (Uh!)

05-23-2007, 12:15 PM	#24
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	technically - these are!!!! (all that has been posted) Whitesnake - Slide it in You talk too much, Never saying what's on your mind, It's written on your face, An' in the words you hide behind I know what you want, I can see what you're looking for, I know what you want from me, An' I'm gonna give you more I'm gonna slide it in Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it, in baby... Sometimes you seem Just like a stranger to me, But, all the games you play Make it so easy to see You're looking for love, Tho' you try to deny, The things you put me through Tell me what I've got to do to you I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in... You talk too much, Always treating me so unkind, I know what I've got to do, To get me some peace of mind I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it in, Right to the top Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it, Slide it in, slide it in, Right to the top, baby...

06-05-2007, 09:38 AM	#27
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Lick It Up - Kiss nothin else needs to be said

06-05-2007, 03:38 PM	#28
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	listening as we post Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen

06-07-2007, 09:23 AM	#30
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	suggestive lyrics that technically aren't I met you on Monday, that's my lucky bun day...you know what I mean! I love you each weekday, each velvety cheek day...you know what I mean! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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