jinx, come here. I need you. - Page 2

Flint · 08-30-2007, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.

I'd say we all lost respect for him, but that would require us to have had some to begin with. . . . Why are my sentences so complicated?

dar512 · 08-30-2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Why are my sentences so complicated?

Complex thoughts require complex explanations.

jester · 08-30-2007, 10:23 AM

Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

skysidhe · 08-31-2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jester

Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

I dunno. He did seem to soften it by caring if her tea got cold or not. Although a ploy the thought was nice implying a bit of pussy whip-ed-ness.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 02:22 PM

jinx, go get your phone!

Griff · 08-30-2007, 02:24 PM

She's busy.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 02:26 PM

sheddap, you.

monster · 08-30-2007, 05:59 PM

You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids

theotherguy · 08-30-2007, 07:50 PM

This may be one of my favorite threads.

Aliantha · 08-30-2007, 08:01 PM

I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak.

monster · 08-30-2007, 08:04 PM

not Cock Au Vin?

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 09:28 PM

it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

monster · 08-30-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

when you say hot, do you mean about 350?

Elspode · 08-31-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

when you say hot, do you mean about 350?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I'm pretty sure that Jinx, even prior to the alterations, was approximately as hot as the surface of the sun. Or at least the chromosphere.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 09:52 PM

~~SIZZLE~~

it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor.

08-30-2007, 02:22 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jinx, go get your phone! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 02:24 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	She's busy. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-30-2007, 02:26 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sheddap, you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 05:59 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2007, 07:50 PM	#9
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	This may be one of my favorite threads. __________________ I should be working.

08-30-2007, 10:23 AM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

08-30-2007, 08:01 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-30-2007, 08:04 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	not Cock Au Vin? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2007, 09:28 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	~~SIZZLE~~ it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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