Holy crap I got raped - Page 2

Pie · 10-22-2007, 04:46 PM

We always used to say, "Grease up, here it comes!" or "Time to buy stock in Cheseborough-Ponds*!"
I guess this is horribly minimizing to those who have experienced lack of lube...

* C-P used to be the maker of Vaseline. It was acquired by Unilever in 1987.

lumberjim · 10-22-2007, 06:31 PM

I, for one, was relieved when I saw that it was freshness that had started the thread. Too often, I see the last poster's name on the search results (Labrat when I first saw it) and I got that falling off a chair backwards feeling for a second. Then when I opened it.....

She raped me.
Very bad.

leaped out at me.....and I got all turned on.....that's when i noticed freshness was the author...

so.....now that you know about the drama that is my life.....

good story, freshhy. souds like an episode of threes company....except the part where you dont actually get the job and succeed in faking it for a couple days, which is long enough to get the girl

Elspode · 10-22-2007, 08:56 PM

Did you at least do an impression of Dick Vitale or Howard Cosell? That always gets 'em going.

ZenGum · 10-22-2007, 11:50 PM

Just wanted to emphasize, rule number one in the newspaper industry is spell the names correctly. That is probably also rule number one in job applications. I'm surprised they even called you back... which suggests there must still be a fair bit going for you, if they still called you despite the error.
Better luck next time. And now you know what kind of questions to anticipate. Time to turn yourself into a walking sports trivia book.

I was going to make the comment about the use of "raped" , but that has been covered. Wow, that's two learning experiences in one day. Feeling dizzy yet?

DucksNuts · 10-23-2007, 05:36 AM

Shit....I freaked when I saw the title, and fresh as the author....sooooo glad it was a minor rapage as far as rapage goes!!

Bummer Fresh, but I am seriously liking your outlook on the whole experience.

Good luck with the next one

piercehawkeye45 · 10-24-2007, 12:46 AM

ERA: I am 99% sure this is how it works but I would double check.

You take the earned runs for the pitcher. Lets say 2.

Then take how many innings he pitched that game. Lets say 6.

That means the pitcher has an average of 2 earned runs for every 6 innings. Then you have to find out how many earned runs he would get if he theoretically pitched 9 innings, which would be 3. So the pitchers ERA is 3.

My Freshman year in high school I managed to pull off an ERA of infinite after my first appearance, figure that one out.

Better luck next time though Fresh.

ZenGum · 10-24-2007, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

My Freshman year in high school I managed to pull off an ERA of infinite after my first appearance, figure that one out.

You sure it was infinite? Infinity can be reached by dividing by zero.
To get infinity as your ERA, you'd have to give away (at least) one run but pitch no innings.... How'd you manage that?

Undertoad · 10-24-2007, 01:00 PM

That's what happens if you give up a run and are taken out (or the game ends) without getting anybody out at all.

ZenGum · 10-24-2007, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That's what happens if you give up a run and are taken out (or the game ends) without getting anybody out at all.

Thank you. I can now sleep again.

piercehawkeye45 · 10-24-2007, 01:52 PM

UT got it right. And it was glorious.

I was put in for two batters, both hit doubles on me, coach wasn't happy.

10-22-2007, 04:46 PM	#16
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	We always used to say, "Grease up, here it comes!" or "Time to buy stock in Cheseborough-Ponds!" I guess this is horribly minimizing to those who have experienced lack of lube... C-P used to be the maker of Vaseline. It was acquired by Unilever in 1987. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-22-2007, 06:31 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I, for one, was relieved when I saw that it was freshness that had started the thread. Too often, I see the last poster's name on the search results (Labrat when I first saw it) and I got that falling off a chair backwards feeling for a second. Then when I opened it..... She raped me. Very bad. leaped out at me.....and I got all turned on.....that's when i noticed freshness was the author... so.....now that you know about the drama that is my life..... good story, freshhy. souds like an episode of threes company....except the part where you dont actually get the job and succeed in faking it for a couple days, which is long enough to get the girl __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2007, 08:56 PM	#18
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Did you at least do an impression of Dick Vitale or Howard Cosell? That always gets 'em going. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-22-2007, 11:50 PM	#19
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Just wanted to emphasize, rule number one in the newspaper industry is spell the names correctly. That is probably also rule number one in job applications. I'm surprised they even called you back... which suggests there must still be a fair bit going for you, if they still called you despite the error. Better luck next time. And now you know what kind of questions to anticipate. Time to turn yourself into a walking sports trivia book. I was going to make the comment about the use of "raped" , but that has been covered. Wow, that's two learning experiences in one day. Feeling dizzy yet?

10-23-2007, 05:36 AM	#20
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Shit....I freaked when I saw the title, and fresh as the author....sooooo glad it was a minor rapage as far as rapage goes!! Bummer Fresh, but I am seriously liking your outlook on the whole experience. Good luck with the next one

10-24-2007, 12:46 AM	#21
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	ERA: I am 99% sure this is how it works but I would double check. You take the earned runs for the pitcher. Lets say 2. Then take how many innings he pitched that game. Lets say 6. That means the pitcher has an average of 2 earned runs for every 6 innings. Then you have to find out how many earned runs he would get if he theoretically pitched 9 innings, which would be 3. So the pitchers ERA is 3. My Freshman year in high school I managed to pull off an ERA of infinite after my first appearance, figure that one out. Better luck next time though Fresh.

10-24-2007, 01:00 PM	#23
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That's what happens if you give up a run and are taken out (or the game ends) without getting anybody out at all.

10-24-2007, 01:52 PM	#25
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	UT got it right. And it was glorious. I was put in for two batters, both hit doubles on me, coach wasn't happy.

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