Can you hold a shitted feet? - Page 2

thealphajerk · 10-28-2007, 10:25 AM

p.s. BOOST!

ha

lumberjim · 10-28-2007, 10:31 AM

once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot.

i stepped in shit with my right foot.....and while i was freaking out about how gross that was, i slipped in another wet shit on my left foot, fell back, and put my right hand in the first shit i'd stepped in. swear to FSM.

thealphajerk · 10-28-2007, 10:37 AM

ha!!
my condolences to you

did you do something horrible earlier that warranted such bad luck?

oh, and excuse the lingo ignorance but what the damn hell ass is FSM?

Chocolatl · 10-28-2007, 10:44 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster!

DanaC · 10-28-2007, 10:44 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[eta} I call Jinx!

lumberjim · 10-28-2007, 10:47 AM

she's busy. we have to go to her sister's baby shower. she's having twins in december!

lumberjim · 10-28-2007, 10:48 AM

well...i'll be watching football with the men...and hopefully eating meatballs and hot wings.

ZenGum · 10-28-2007, 10:51 AM

Bless his/her noodley appendages!

thealphajerk · 10-28-2007, 10:53 AM

sweet!
i wondered what that thing was

DanaC · 10-28-2007, 10:54 AM

Only the great creator himself!

ZenGum · 10-28-2007, 11:11 AM

Wikipedia has full details. RAmen.

Clodfobble · 10-28-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot...

One of my earliest memories is of playing barefoot in my friend's backyard, maybe 3 or 4 years old, and looking down to see some sort of weird mud on my toes. We didn't have pets, so I honestly didn't know what it was. I showed her dad, who washed it off with a hose but steadfastly dodged my questions about where it came from. It wasn't until I got home and described the whole thing to my parents that I was enlightened.

DucksNuts · 10-28-2007, 05:42 PM

I fell off my horse into a paddy of cow shit....gross.

My 2yr old came in complaining about muddy feet....only it wasnt mud and it was all squished up between his toes.

My drunken gf sat down in the gutter whilst we were walking home one (very classy), she laid down, and I said..."wouldnt it be funny if you laid in dog shit...hahahahahaha"......she did

but it was in her hair.

lumberjim · 10-28-2007, 08:49 PM

i think abortion should always be legal....encouraged in some cases...like with ugly people.

Also, there should be no restrictions on automatic weapons

furthermore, I think George Bush has done a better job than Al Gore would have in his place.

oh, and ....um.......it was clearly a shark

jinx · 10-28-2007, 08:50 PM

lol

10-28-2007, 10:31 AM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot. i stepped in shit with my right foot.....and while i was freaking out about how gross that was, i slipped in another wet shit on my left foot, fell back, and put my right hand in the first shit i'd stepped in. swear to FSM. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2007, 10:47 AM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	she's busy. we have to go to her sister's baby shower. she's having twins in december! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2007, 10:48 AM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well...i'll be watching football with the men...and hopefully eating meatballs and hot wings. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2007, 10:51 AM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bless his/her noodley appendages! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-28-2007, 11:11 AM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Wikipedia has full details. RAmen. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-28-2007, 10:25 AM	#16
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	p.s. BOOST! ha

10-28-2007, 10:37 AM	#18
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	ha!! my condolences to you did you do something horrible earlier that warranted such bad luck? oh, and excuse the lingo ignorance but what the damn hell ass is FSM?

10-28-2007, 10:44 AM	#19
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Flying Spaghetti Monster!

10-28-2007, 10:44 AM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Flying Spaghetti Monster. [eta} I call Jinx!

10-28-2007, 10:53 AM	#24
thealphajerk Super Intendent Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mount evelyn, vic, aus. Posts: 240	sweet! i wondered what that thing was

10-28-2007, 10:54 AM	#25
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Only the great creator himself!

10-28-2007, 05:42 PM	#28
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I fell off my horse into a paddy of cow shit....gross. My 2yr old came in complaining about muddy feet....only it wasnt mud and it was all squished up between his toes. My drunken gf sat down in the gutter whilst we were walking home one (very classy), she laid down, and I said..."wouldnt it be funny if you laid in dog shit...hahahahahaha"......she did but it was in her hair.

10-28-2007, 08:49 PM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i think abortion should always be legal....encouraged in some cases...like with ugly people. Also, there should be no restrictions on automatic weapons furthermore, I think George Bush has done a better job than Al Gore would have in his place. oh, and ....um.......it was clearly a shark __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-28-2007, 08:50 PM	#30
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	lol __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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