The Itchy Asshole Ledger - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 11-29-2007, 05:22 PM

If Sundae has them, would they be shemorroids?

(Off to start thread about boogers.)

Sundae · 11-29-2007, 05:29 PM

Nah, it's just the fact the skin is sensitive and probably not accustomed to a daily salt rub.

I had the old Farmer Giles when I was in my 20's. Didn't itch, just pooched out and scared me - I thought my arse was falling out because I's had anal sex. The Doctor was very sympathetic - bet she laughed up her sleeve when I left though.

Aliantha · 11-29-2007, 05:31 PM

I wondered if my arse was falling out when I developed them after giving birth. I wasn't nearly as mortified by that as I was at realizing I shat all over the bed when I was pushing him out.

Arses are such embarrassing body parts.

LJ · 11-29-2007, 05:43 PM

SHE SAID 'SHAT'!

Aliantha · 11-29-2007, 05:44 PM

so did he!

Cloud · 11-29-2007, 06:16 PM

I lust after a bidet.

Aliantha · 11-29-2007, 07:50 PM

I have a funny story about a bidet.

When my husband and I celebrated our wedding aniversay recently, he booked us into this quasi posh little cottage for the weekend. When we first arrived, he asked me if I knew why there would be two toilets. That was funny enough. Then later in the weekend, he said he was going to pee in the bidet, at which point I had to tell him that it's not in fact, a urinal although there may be some similarities such as no seat.

Cloud · 11-29-2007, 07:57 PM

married up, did he?

Aliantha · 11-29-2007, 08:02 PM

I wouldn't say that. Have you seen how low class some of my comments are? lol

Cloud · 11-29-2007, 08:04 PM

You can be classy and vulgar at the same time.

er . . . can't you?

Aliantha · 11-29-2007, 08:10 PM

hmmm...in my experience, the answer to that would be no. lol If you're going to be vulgar (which I often am) any class you might have gets thrown straight out the window.

I do a pretty good impression of someone with class every once and a while though.

Sundae · 12-02-2007, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

hmmm...in my experience, the answer to that would be no. lol If you're going to be vulgar (which I often am) any class you might have gets thrown straight out the window.

Nope, if you do it with style vulgarity is classless. In fact it's even better if people think you are refined.

Quote:

I do a pretty good impression of someone with class every once and a while though.

You so do

Aliantha · 12-02-2007, 11:04 PM

Ummm...thanks? lol You're too kind even?

steambender · 12-02-2007, 11:09 PM

SG that is so true. Dignity and Vulgarity in action can be a joy to behold. I once saw a quite proper individual launch into a superb rant and verbal sandblasting after they had been pushed beyond bearing by insufferable customer service. Ex military of a certain vintage.

LJ · 12-02-2007, 11:31 PM

reminds me of a terribly funny you tube link that jinx posted a while back.

11-29-2007, 05:29 PM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nah, it's just the fact the skin is sensitive and probably not accustomed to a daily salt rub. I had the old Farmer Giles when I was in my 20's. Didn't itch, just pooched out and scared me - I thought my arse was falling out because I's had anal sex. The Doctor was very sympathetic - bet she laughed up her sleeve when I left though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-29-2007, 05:31 PM	#18
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I wondered if my arse was falling out when I developed them after giving birth. I wasn't nearly as mortified by that as I was at realizing I shat all over the bed when I was pushing him out. Arses are such embarrassing body parts. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-29-2007, 05:43 PM	#19
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	SHE SAID 'SHAT'! __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

11-29-2007, 05:44 PM	#20
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	so did he! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-29-2007, 06:16 PM	#21
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I lust after a bidet. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-29-2007, 05:22 PM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If Sundae has them, would they be shemorroids? (Off to start thread about boogers.)

11-29-2007, 07:50 PM	#22
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have a funny story about a bidet. When my husband and I celebrated our wedding aniversay recently, he booked us into this quasi posh little cottage for the weekend. When we first arrived, he asked me if I knew why there would be two toilets. That was funny enough. Then later in the weekend, he said he was going to pee in the bidet, at which point I had to tell him that it's not in fact, a urinal although there may be some similarities such as no seat. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-29-2007, 07:57 PM	#23
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	married up, did he? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-29-2007, 08:02 PM	#24
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I wouldn't say that. Have you seen how low class some of my comments are? lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-29-2007, 08:04 PM	#25
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	You can be classy and vulgar at the same time. er . . . can't you? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-29-2007, 08:10 PM	#26
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	hmmm...in my experience, the answer to that would be no. lol If you're going to be vulgar (which I often am) any class you might have gets thrown straight out the window. I do a pretty good impression of someone with class every once and a while though. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-02-2007, 11:04 PM	#28
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Ummm...thanks? lol You're too kind even? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-02-2007, 11:09 PM	#29
steambender It just needs a minor tweak...here... Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: kitty corner from where I grew up Posts: 48	SG that is so true. Dignity and Vulgarity in action can be a joy to behold. I once saw a quite proper individual launch into a superb rant and verbal sandblasting after they had been pushed beyond bearing by insufferable customer service. Ex military of a certain vintage.

12-02-2007, 11:31 PM	#30
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	reminds me of a terribly funny you tube link that jinx posted a while back. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

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