He was pissed - Page 2

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 10:24 AM

[advertising voiceover] A severed cow's head. Because sometimes flowers just aren't enough. [/voiceover]

Shawnee123 · 01-09-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

wait . . . they got back together?!!

Oh for pete's sake. Maybe it's my lack of perseverance that keeps me from a successful relationship...dude mails me a cow head and I'm out of there.

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Originally Posted by msnbc

Fife, 31, of Hunker, was sentenced Friday to a program for first-time offenders in which he must complete two years of probation and 50 hours of community service. If he successfully finishes the program, his record will be cleared.

Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said

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Judge: Mr Fife, is this the first time you've mailed an animal's cranium to a spouse?

Fife: Yes sir.

Judge: OK, you're sentenced to 50 hours of picking trash out of the ditch. Court is adjourned.

Mrs Fife: I love you, you cowhead sending freakazoid.

Mr Fife: I love you too, you cheating witch.

Baby Fife: I don't stand a chance.

lookout123 · 01-09-2008, 11:33 AM

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

That is very very weird. Thanks for noticing, and pointing it out.

Spexxvet · 01-09-2008, 11:53 AM

What do expect from a guy from HUNKER?

shina · 01-09-2008, 12:41 PM

She reconciled with the guy?!

Yep, there sure are some crazies in the world.

binky · 01-09-2008, 01:13 PM

Funny how the crazies always manage to find each other

Shawnee123 · 01-09-2008, 01:45 PM

There's someone for everyone...even animal part mailing sorts.

Ain't love grand?

classicman · 01-09-2008, 04:44 PM

@s123

DanaC · 01-09-2008, 05:16 PM

Yeah...nothing says love like a dead head.

The thought "shit, this guy really is fucking crazy, I don't want him anywhere near our son' didn't cross her mind then?

TheMercenary · 01-09-2008, 06:10 PM

If he was pissed was he drunk as well?

Cicero · 01-09-2008, 06:11 PM

Well I guess there are some crazies out there..I thought it was pretty mild compared to beating the hell out of the guy or shooting them both in bed...these things happen. Call me crazy (not that you don't already).....In fact, I think one of my friends left a dead bird on someone's (a cheater ex) doorstep once...a black bird if I remember right. I shrug at that...really.

Well- I came out of a Far Side comic strip I'm sure...so don't listen to me!!

Clodfobble · 01-09-2008, 07:29 PM

And besides, he sent it to her lover, not to her. No need to woo her if her only other option gets scared off.

Griff · 01-09-2008, 07:56 PM

[inside]Is it a problem that I sort of admire the creativity and intensity of the thing?[/voice]

Spexxvet · 01-09-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

[inside]Is it a problem that I sort of admire the creativity and intensity of the thing?[/voice]

No

01-09-2008, 10:24 AM	#1
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01-09-2008, 11:33 AM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-09-2008, 11:53 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	What do expect from a guy from HUNKER? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-09-2008, 01:13 PM	#7
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Funny how the crazies always manage to find each other __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-09-2008, 04:44 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	@s123 __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-09-2008, 12:41 PM	#6
shina Hopeful Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sammamish, WA Posts: 232	She reconciled with the guy?! Yep, there sure are some crazies in the world.

01-09-2008, 01:45 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There's someone for everyone...even animal part mailing sorts. Ain't love grand?

01-09-2008, 05:16 PM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yeah...nothing says love like a dead head. The thought "shit, this guy really is fucking crazy, I don't want him anywhere near our son' didn't cross her mind then?

01-09-2008, 06:10 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	If he was pissed was he drunk as well? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-09-2008, 06:11 PM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Well I guess there are some crazies out there..I thought it was pretty mild compared to beating the hell out of the guy or shooting them both in bed...these things happen. Call me crazy (not that you don't already).....In fact, I think one of my friends left a dead bird on someone's (a cheater ex) doorstep once...a black bird if I remember right. I shrug at that...really. Well- I came out of a Far Side comic strip I'm sure...so don't listen to me!! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-09-2008, 07:29 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	And besides, he sent it to her lover, not to her. No need to woo her if her only other option gets scared off.

01-09-2008, 07:56 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	[inside]Is it a problem that I sort of admire the creativity and intensity of the thing?[/voice] __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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