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Old 03-25-2008, 01:46 PM   #16
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go the other way...

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Old 03-25-2008, 02:55 PM   #17
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Plague of Locusts
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That's not a locust, it's a grasshopper (bit long, admittedly....)
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:10 PM   #18
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:13 PM   #19
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:15 PM   #20
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uh...what does volleyball have to do with corn or crops?
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:18 PM   #21
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uh...what does volleyball have to do with corn or crops?
The team is a company team and the company works in crop insurance.
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:22 PM   #22
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The Crop Circle Jerks

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I think that this is the best so far.
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:25 PM   #23
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If the team is old enough, you could be "Over the Hail"

Do you insure against the appearance of crop circles by the way?
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:26 PM   #24
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Oh Crop!

(or Aw Crop!)
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:42 PM   #25
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Hails Bales (Hail & Farming) is the best of the ones in the running...

or my fav...

The Cleveland Steamers
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:15 PM   #26
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If the team is old enough, you could be "Over the Hail"

Do you insure against the appearance of crop circles by the way?
Probably not, most of the team is around my age and I'm 26. And though I'm one of the younger ones, a few of my older teammates just got in trouble for giggling like stoned hyenas at the "Me So Corny" one. So we're not exactly dealing with the most mature minds. But yeah, lots of little green imaginary rep boxes to whoever came up with that one, though Crop Circle Jerks is one of my faves too.

And speaking of crop circles... Hmm... Good question. I'd assume so, but it's probably under a vandalism clause or something. Which is stupid, we definitely need an extraterrestrial clause.
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:31 PM   #27
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Golf Ball size....
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:39 PM   #28
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Golf Ball size....
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:53 PM   #29
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:59 PM   #30
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I always wanted to be the Trailer Park Pikers just so I could get drunk and say "D'ya like dags?" all day. My teammates gave me one of those sideways dog looks. It hurt a little inside. Sigh...
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