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05-19-2008, 02:43 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I wouldn't try to start your car when you leave if I were you, Jim.
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05-19-2008, 04:12 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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good point. [intercom] LOT MAN, FINANCE.....LOT MAN FINANCE, PLEEEEASE[/intercom]
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05-19-2008, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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(crying) is it because you found out my real name? (crying)
(sobbing) (wailing) Anyone for a drink?
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05-19-2008, 02:59 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I could set this building on fire...
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05-19-2008, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Badges?
We don't need no stinkin' badges!
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05-19-2008, 04:10 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Oh, thank god. I was gonna tell you today that I'm starting my new career as a Madam and that you could take this job and...kinda shove it. Ya know?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-19-2008, 04:14 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Jim, why the security detail? you KNOW I'm leaving!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-19-2008, 04:34 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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The big axe scene from Broadcast News:
[after Paul fires one of his workers] Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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05-19-2008, 04:52 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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If I'm fired, why the hell am I still getting "how do I install the software for my Crackberry" calls?
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05-19-2008, 05:48 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Cool. You go shopping for the company before work tomorrow then. You haul fruit, fruit juice, water and nuts back from the supermarket for your meeting. Suits me.
I'll just pound the streets looking for my cat instead. Oh, unless I just got sacked from my bar job. In which case can I do some grovelling? I really needed the extra shift this Friday...
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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05-19-2008, 06:07 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Fire Me ??!!
Cool I was needing some time off , the weather is getting warm and I think i will go hang out at the river , fish , float , drink beer , Oogle the drunk semi naked collage girls for about a week to clear my head . I'll will NOT be available for tech support calls . But after a week or so when you call groveling , IF the raise and bennies are GOOD enough I MAY consider comeing back to work for you , IF I havent taken another job by then .
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05-19-2008, 07:53 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Hey what's funny is, you never actually hired me specifically, I just kind of started showing up and collecting checks.
When I asked for a badge you just gave me one without question..... So I guess you don't care now about all that do ya?  Let's let bygones be bygones mmm'kay?
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Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung
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05-19-2008, 08:24 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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05-19-2008, 08:27 PM
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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Yeah, fire this, tough guy.
:: obscene gesture::
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05-19-2008, 08:28 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I dont care anyways, coz you are a Kuuntavah Boss anyways
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