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06-24-2008, 09:46 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Arrrghhhhh
 I just got some beautiful flowers delivered to work with a card..."Here's to the unknown" I dont know which dude they are from.....HELP? |
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06-17-2008, 08:46 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Horse guy. lol! That's so funny in so many ways, ok, let's call him that.
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06-18-2008, 01:24 AM
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i guess that depends on what the peni are doing at the time ducks.
seriously though i just had this image of you collecting photos of every penis you've seen. like tacked up on your wall or something "hey look, a collage!"
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06-18-2008, 04:30 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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Doesnt every girl have a penis collage on their wall?
Yes?? No?? Oh... |
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06-18-2008, 07:15 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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I've dated women whom I am pretty sure had peni in jars of formaldehyde...
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06-18-2008, 07:31 AM
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Abhorrent Aberrant
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Thats why I no longer date women with collections of knives... an daggers... an axes. Being a notch on th bed post is degrading enough. Being a center piece in a jar, well, I jus couldn't live with th shame. An insisting you ave your lovers spats in public places gets old...
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06-18-2008, 06:42 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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I think it's low brow to air your problems in public. It's unpleasant to listen to couples argue in public places. Even pubs.
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06-19-2008, 12:30 AM
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changed his status to single
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so this won't be a thread you'll be a regular in then?
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06-19-2008, 12:32 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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What are you talking about?
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06-19-2008, 12:35 AM
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Nothing. I was just being a smartass, but now I realize that I misread the sequence of a couple posts. So I'll just leave this as yet further evidence of my dumbassery.
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06-19-2008, 12:45 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Oh well that's ok. Glad I didn't go getting all pissy over it then.
That would have just been silly.
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06-22-2008, 04:43 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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I grow impatient of mr hot-cold Horse guy, I am not writing him off, coz he is nearly perfect (except for the workaholicness and hotcoldness)....but...Im an options open kinda girl.
Enter....the diesel dude. He's a diesel mechanic, has been standoffishly flirting with me for a couple of weeks and he stole one of my business cards the other day, which has my mobile number (cell) on it....surprise, I have had a heaps of sms messages this weekend...Im seeing more of his personality via sms....or a different part of it anyways. I wish Horse dude would sort himself out. |
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06-24-2008, 09:59 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Does it matter? Enjoy the intrigue.
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06-24-2008, 10:47 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Send a thank you for the flowers email to each of them. The one that sent them will be satisfied, and the others will spurred to shit-or-get-off-the-pot, realizing they have competition.
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06-25-2008, 12:10 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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DN, those are from me. I remember you like yellow.
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