Participatory Shin Experiment - Page 2

Elspode · 07-28-2008, 09:01 PM

I regularly turn in my office chair and bring one knee or the other into unexpected and forceful contact with the descending edge of my desk, the part where the drawers are.

Here's my report on doing that on purpose...go fuck yourself, sadist.

TheMercenary · 07-18-2008, 01:53 PM

Did that last fall. Only I hit it with a missed axe swing while chopping wood in the back yard for our out door fireplace.

HungLikeJesus · 07-18-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Did that last fall. Only I hit it with a missed axe swing while chopping wood in the back yard for our out door fireplace.

And now they call you Stumpy?

That sounds painful. Did you post pictures?

TheMercenary · 07-18-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

And now they call you Stumpy?

That sounds painful. Did you post pictures?

I don't think I was on the cellar at the time, anyway, in my early days on the cellar I don't anyone here would have settled for anything less than total amputation.

spudcon · 07-18-2008, 04:00 PM

In the early days of the Cellar, they had to push their mice two miles uphill in the snow to post a reply.

SteveDallas · 07-18-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spudcon

In the early days of the Cellar, they had to push their mice two miles uphill in the snow to post a reply.

Please. We didn't HAVE mice.

Clodfobble · 07-18-2008, 04:03 PM

I'm sorry, I'd love to describe the color and shape of the bruise to you and all that, but I can't differentiate it from all the other bruises that are currently living on my shins.

Cloud · 07-18-2008, 05:28 PM

experiment? you need an experiment for that?

barefoot serpent · 07-18-2008, 06:18 PM

%$#@&*%@!!!/hopping on 1 leg

regular.joe · 07-18-2008, 08:57 PM

I jumped out of a plane at 1250 feet yesterday and bounced my whole body off the ground. (I did use a parachute). The trip down was peaceful, the bounce on the ground sucked pond water with a crazy straw, I always hit like a sack of bricks.

Does that count toward your experiment?

TheMercenary · 07-18-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

I jumped out of a plane at 1250 feet yesterday and bounced my whole body off the ground. (I did use a parachute). The trip down was peaceful, the bounce on the ground sucked pond water with a crazy straw, I always hit like a sack of bricks.

Does that count toward your experiment?

I did that for a few years. See your PM.

zippyt · 07-28-2008, 10:40 PM

Lets see Knee cap displaced by jumping off a Duce and a 1/2 with a 35 lb tracker from a Dragon

Both shins looking like I was in a fight with a midget with a Billy club from weed eating with a 4 stroke weed eater with shorts on ,

Got both of these covered ,

NEXT !!!

TheMercenary · 07-30-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Lets see Knee cap displaced by jumping off a Duce and a 1/2 with a 35 lb tracker from a Dragon

Both shins looking like I was in a fight with a midget with a Billy club from weed eating with a 4 stroke weed eater with shorts on ,

Got both of these covered ,

NEXT !!!

I see you saved the equipment from harm. Good job.

Pico and ME · 08-05-2008, 11:52 AM

Damn! I tried, but instead I stubbed my toe!!!!!!!!!!

HungLikeJesus · 08-05-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME

Damn! I tried, but instead I stubbed my toe!!!!!!!!!!

That's excellent! I was going to post a toe stub experiment for this week. Sunday night, I kicked a cabinet with my little to so hard that it drove the nail right through the bone.

At least, that's how it felt.

I'm still limping.

07-28-2008, 09:01 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I regularly turn in my office chair and bring one knee or the other into unexpected and forceful contact with the descending edge of my desk, the part where the drawers are. Here's my report on doing that on purpose...go fuck yourself, sadist. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-18-2008, 01:53 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Did that last fall. Only I hit it with a missed axe swing while chopping wood in the back yard for our out door fireplace. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-18-2008, 04:00 PM	#5
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	In the early days of the Cellar, they had to push their mice two miles uphill in the snow to post a reply. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

07-18-2008, 04:03 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm sorry, I'd love to describe the color and shape of the bruise to you and all that, but I can't differentiate it from all the other bruises that are currently living on my shins. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-18-2008, 05:28 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	experiment? you need an experiment for that? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-18-2008, 06:18 PM	#9
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	%$#@&%@!!!/hopping on 1 leg __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading*

07-18-2008, 08:57 PM	#10
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I jumped out of a plane at 1250 feet yesterday and bounced my whole body off the ground. (I did use a parachute). The trip down was peaceful, the bounce on the ground sucked pond water with a crazy straw, I always hit like a sack of bricks. Does that count toward your experiment? __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

07-28-2008, 10:40 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Lets see Knee cap displaced by jumping off a Duce and a 1/2 with a 35 lb tracker from a Dragon Both shins looking like I was in a fight with a midget with a Billy club from weed eating with a 4 stroke weed eater with shorts on , Got both of these covered , NEXT !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-05-2008, 11:52 AM	#14
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Damn! I tried, but instead I stubbed my toe!!!!!!!!!!

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