The ex next door - Page 2

SamIam · 08-27-2008, 12:44 PM

Oh, and UT, could I have your permission to quote your reply on another board I frequent? I can attribute it to you and the Cellar or not, as you prefer.

Shawnee123 · 08-27-2008, 01:11 PM

Wh- Wh-Wh- WHAT? Another board you frequent?

Just messing with you!

Undertoad · 08-27-2008, 02:04 PM

Certainly. I don't care if you attribute it to me, but linking to the Cellar is always a good thing.

SamIam · 08-27-2008, 02:18 PM

Thank you Mr. Toad! You can ignore the PM I sent you. Great humor needs to be spread around the Net!

DanaC · 08-27-2008, 02:47 PM

And that, ladies amd germs, is the genius of toad.

TheMercenary · 08-27-2008, 08:22 PM

That is Mr. Toad to you!

SamIam · 08-27-2008, 09:39 PM

Pooh! I can't see your attachment Mr. Mercenary.

HungLikeJesus · 08-28-2008, 12:23 PM

Neither can I.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2008, 02:12 AM

That's because you guys don't have special, magical, superpowers, like me. I can see it plain as day... it's a white box with a red X in the middle. Bow to my awesomeness.

Sundae · 08-31-2008, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That's because you guys don't have special, magical, superpowers, like me. I can see it plain as day... it's a white box with a red X in the middle. Bow to my awesomeness.

I can't even see that!

The Force is weak in this one

xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2008, 10:19 AM

I could inject you with some of my power.

Cicero · 09-01-2008, 08:13 AM

I actually read this in when I first read UT's dialogue, there is a very important addition missing:

Scene: a front door. The house number "406" is visible. A man knocks at the door. Samiamex answers.

Man: Hi! I'm looking for Miss Samiam?
Samiamex: Uh, actually she lives next door, at 408.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry.
Samiamex: No problem, I was just packing.
Man: You live next door to her man? She's hot!
Samiamex: I guess.
Man: When I saw her at the office it was hard looking away.
Samiamex: Well, be my guest and go for it if you like.
Man: Whoa! No way! I could make that mistake if I didn't know what was in her test results...unfortunately, drastically different from all of her previous test results....
Samiamex: Wait a minute, test results?
Man: Uh yeah... actually I'm just the courier from the clinic, I could get in trouble mentioning it, but uh, I'll just give you some friendly advice... (leans in) don't go near that ass my friend, it looks like she's been positive for a couple months now.
Samiamex: What!
Man: Yeah... (flips through papers) couple of things... they wanted me to get the news to her quick, this is the kind of thing that has to be addressed. She must have picked something up... two or three things actually. My advice is, don't hit that until it gets treated! Maybe not even then!
Samiamex: Shit. I already did!
Man: (expression changes) Are you serious? Whoa. Recently? Dude. Duuuude.
Samiamex: Ohhh... fuuuck! You gotta tell me what it is!
Man: (backs away) Oh crap dude, I'm already in big big trouble! Aw man, look, I'm tellin ya, just go to the emergency room and ask for every test they have, even the stuff that can be, like "hidden" and stuff!
Samiamex: shit shit shit shit

I mean c'mon where did she really pick all that recent stuff up from? Let's use our heads....

footfootfoot · 09-02-2008, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I could inject you with some of my power.

Yeah, but then they'd need to get tested too.

08-27-2008, 01:11 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Wh- Wh-Wh- WHAT? Another board you frequent? Just messing with you! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-27-2008, 08:22 PM	#21
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08-28-2008, 12:23 PM	#23
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Neither can I. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-31-2008, 02:12 AM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's because you guys don't have special, magical, superpowers, like me. I can see it plain as day... it's a white box with a red X in the middle. Bow to my awesomeness. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-31-2008, 10:19 AM	#26
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I could inject you with some of my power. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-27-2008, 12:44 PM	#16
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Oh, and UT, could I have your permission to quote your reply on another board I frequent? I can attribute it to you and the Cellar or not, as you prefer.

08-27-2008, 02:04 PM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Certainly. I don't care if you attribute it to me, but linking to the Cellar is always a good thing.

08-27-2008, 02:18 PM	#19
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Thank you Mr. Toad! You can ignore the PM I sent you. Great humor needs to be spread around the Net!

08-27-2008, 02:47 PM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	And that, ladies amd germs, is the genius of toad.

08-27-2008, 09:39 PM	#22
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Pooh! I can't see your attachment Mr. Mercenary.

09-01-2008, 08:13 AM	#27
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I actually read this in when I first read UT's dialogue, there is a very important addition missing: Scene: a front door. The house number "406" is visible. A man knocks at the door. Samiamex answers. Man: Hi! I'm looking for Miss Samiam? Samiamex: Uh, actually she lives next door, at 408. Man: Oh, I'm sorry. Samiamex: No problem, I was just packing. Man: You live next door to her man? She's hot! Samiamex: I guess. Man: When I saw her at the office it was hard looking away. Samiamex: Well, be my guest and go for it if you like. Man: Whoa! No way! I could make that mistake if I didn't know what was in her test results...unfortunately, drastically different from all of her previous test results.... Samiamex: Wait a minute, test results? Man: Uh yeah... actually I'm just the courier from the clinic, I could get in trouble mentioning it, but uh, I'll just give you some friendly advice... (leans in) don't go near that ass my friend, it looks like she's been positive for a couple months now. Samiamex: What! Man: Yeah... (flips through papers) couple of things... they wanted me to get the news to her quick, this is the kind of thing that has to be addressed. She must have picked something up... two or three things actually. My advice is, don't hit that until it gets treated! Maybe not even then! Samiamex: Shit. I already did! Man: (expression changes) Are you serious? Whoa. Recently? Dude. Duuuude. Samiamex: Ohhh... fuuuck! You gotta tell me what it is! Man: (backs away) Oh crap dude, I'm already in big big trouble! Aw man, look, I'm tellin ya, just go to the emergency room and ask for every test they have, even the stuff that can be, like "hidden" and stuff! Samiamex: shit shit shit shit I mean c'mon where did she really pick all that recent stuff up from? Let's use our heads.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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