Woman held hostage by pig - Page 2

Aliantha · 09-24-2008, 01:03 AM

I think he was sizing it up for his roasting pan.

ZenGum · 09-24-2008, 02:11 AM

I was thinking something much less wholesome.

wolf · 09-24-2008, 02:31 AM

But the pig doesn't look anything like Ned Beatty.

Shawnee123 · 09-24-2008, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I think Shawnee meant this part.

Exactly...subtle alliteration, it's quite a poetic sentence.

dar512 · 09-29-2008, 09:41 AM

The pig's punishment?

Being put out to stud.

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

a what?
a piggery?

oh my god i figured it out
australia is story-book fairy princess land.
how do i get in?

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Originally Posted by glatt

not to mention the "rainbow dolphins and wizard bongs"

I forgot to mention the crystal unicorns.

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Originally Posted by dar512

The pig's punishment?

Being put out to stud.

And they all lived happily ever after.

[I wanted to add the sound of porcine orgasmic grunting. How do you spell "eeeoooiiieee!!!!!! eooeeeeiiuuughghghgh! EEEUUUOOOIIIKKHHH!!!!" ???]

spudcon · 09-30-2008, 08:57 PM

I guess the pig didn't allow her in the outhouse because he couldn't fit in there to eat.

09-24-2008, 01:03 AM	#16
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think he was sizing it up for his roasting pan. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-24-2008, 02:11 AM	#17
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I was thinking something much less wholesome. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-24-2008, 02:31 AM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But the pig doesn't look anything like Ned Beatty. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-29-2008, 09:41 AM	#20
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	The pig's punishment? Being put out to stud. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-30-2008, 08:57 PM	#22
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I guess the pig didn't allow her in the outhouse because he couldn't fit in there to eat. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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