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Old 10-02-2008, 09:01 AM   #16
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2008 Mudslinger

Coat rim of class with chocolate syrup
Add
1 shot kahlua
1 shot chocolate vodka (from freezer)
Blend in cocktail shaker, serve over ice, or over your least favoured companion
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:45 PM   #17
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Flirty Martini:

2 oz gin
Splash of moose piss

Serve over eyes
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:17 PM   #18
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Barak Obama

In a tall glass over ice combine:
1 oz dark rum
1/2 oz coconut rum
add strong ginger ale to fill.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:27 PM   #19
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The Independent

1 shot of kahlua
1 shot of rice wine
Enough hemlock to fill the glass.
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Old 10-10-2008, 07:20 PM   #20
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The Obama Godlike

1 shot vodka
1 shot kailua
1/2 cup milk
1 gram of Ricin

Poor over ice serve chilled.
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Old 10-10-2008, 09:11 PM   #21
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The Oh Shit! These Are The Candidates?

1 shot Bacardi 151 Rum
1 shot Goldschlager
2 pellets Zyklon B

Follow up with vigorous round of "Russian Roulette", preferably using an automatic.
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:39 PM   #22
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The Kamikazi
What we're all drinking now.
ingredients? whatever you got left cuz
you can't afford anymore.
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Old 10-11-2008, 01:56 AM   #23
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Ouch! but


Edit: Does anybody gots any moony-shine recipes?
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:46 PM   #24
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The Kamikazi
What we're all drinking now.
ingredients? whatever you got left cuz
you can't afford anymore.
Oh, you mean a "Gorilla Spit".
The collected spillage in the rubber mats along the edge of the bar.
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Old 10-12-2008, 02:57 AM   #25
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Ouch! but


Edit: Does anybody gots any moony-shine recipes?
Recipes are easy. Building the still and hiding it from prying eyes, not so much.

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/...moonshine.html
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Old 10-12-2008, 09:50 PM   #26
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Maverick Reform

Non alcoholic sparkling grape juice
vodka to taste
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:21 PM   #27
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And here I thought the Reagan-era "Alexander Haig" was ingenious. (It was also potable.)
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:47 AM   #28
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The Joe the Plumber:

Take a hit of nitrous while chugging Goldschläger.
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Old 10-16-2008, 07:54 AM   #29
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The Joe the Plumber:

Take a hit of nitrous while chugging Goldschläger.
...and a Piels chaser.
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