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Old 01-25-2009, 10:41 AM   #16
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You need a Timne Turner UT.
I want one too. I want to be able to have a lovely kip when I'm tired, and wake up to find the world hasn't moved on.

Hang on, I think I just want to be Bagpuss.
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Bagpuss gave a big yawn, and settled down to sleep
And of course when Bagpuss goes to sleep, all his friends go to sleep too
The mice were ornaments on the mouse-organ
Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls
And Professor Yaffle was a carved wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker
Even Bagpuss himself once he was asleep was just an old, saggy cloth cat
Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams
But Emily loved him
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:36 PM   #17
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Time Traveler, with precise control.
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:38 PM   #18
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To stop time except for yourself, now that is the one true power.
I have to go with that, as well. Kind of like the old movie The Girl, The Gold Watch and Everything. Anyone remember that one?

I'd stop time and make them finally draw my damn PowerBall numbers!!!
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Old 01-26-2009, 03:52 PM   #19
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And keep rewinding to the beginning of the orgasm.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:05 PM   #20
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Ok, how about controlled and graduated X-ray vision. You could be a walking medical breakthrough.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:08 PM   #21
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All you time travelling advocates are like the worst geeks EVAH.

Everyone knows that when travelling time there is one rule: you cannot change anything. You can even try, but it's impossible because it's already happened even though it hasn't already happened. Something like that.

Or at least that's what they said on Lost.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:20 PM   #22
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Hearing people's thoughts
You'd be the best poker player on earth.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:49 PM   #23
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You need a Timne Turner UT.
I want one too. I want to be able to have a lovely kip when I'm tired, and wake up to find the world hasn't moved on.

Hang on, I think I just want to be Bagpuss.

Hahaha. Oh bless you, that really made me laugh. I'll go further it made rofl, out loud and on the floor!
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:33 AM   #24
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"The Power of the Heart"

I just wanna see what someone could do with the lamest power in existence.
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:41 PM   #25
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"The power of the heart"

I just want to see what is possible with the lamest power ever concieved of.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:51 PM   #26
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I'm contemplating the benefits of the power not to hear other's thought, but to make them hear yours....as their own......
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:05 PM   #27
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Whatever the deal is with Peter North.
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Old 01-27-2009, 05:19 PM   #28
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I want super FART POWER, I want to be Fart man.

Wait I already am.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:36 PM   #29
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Or to be able to not hit the rim with the last three drops.
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Old 01-28-2009, 09:14 AM   #30
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I'm contemplating the benefits of the power not to hear other's thought, but to make them hear yours....as their own......
Whaaaaa? - everyone in the world thinking I am as pathetic as I do?!?!?!
Okay, might work better for a bossy bitch
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