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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
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or you could avoid the dust issue in the first place by immersing the computer in mineral oil, keeping it clean.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Use veg oil and you can make french fries at the same time.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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AND run your car on it afterwards!
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#19 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
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And then as a sex lube.
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#20 |
Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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Maybe you should try WD-40?
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#21 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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case wins an award for best across thread association.
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#22 |
Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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Thanks, hon.
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#23 |
Read? I only know how to write.
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#24 |
Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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I know that. I was just making a joke.
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Read? I only know how to write.
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#27 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I thought it was funny.
But yes, I did have to read twice to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was. Deadpan jokes are harder to recognize, especially from someone who is so deadpan in the first place. I really recommend using the occasional smiley face, tw, they really do help with this typed-communication thing. ![]() |
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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If you use the vaccuum you can short the processor from the charge?
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#29 |
Magnificent Bastard
Join Date: Jan 2009
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I've used the vaccum cleaner on my laptop before and that does an OK job, however I find compressed air to work the best. Get a can and go crazy, you will be amazed at the amount of crap it shifts.
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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A while ago I used a vac to try and get some of the dog and cat fur off my laptop keys, and it took a couple of the keys off. They are back on now, so naturally I tried it again. Now one is loose. I'm learning. Slowly.
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