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Old 02-17-2009, 08:21 AM   #16
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or you could avoid the dust issue in the first place by immersing the computer in mineral oil, keeping it clean.
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:27 AM   #17
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Use veg oil and you can make french fries at the same time.
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:16 PM   #18
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AND run your car on it afterwards!
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Old 02-17-2009, 08:26 PM   #19
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And then as a sex lube.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:20 PM   #20
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Maybe you should try WD-40?
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Old 02-18-2009, 03:54 PM   #21
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case wins an award for best across thread association.
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:55 PM   #22
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Thanks, hon. Really, Merc should get the award, though...his post made me think of it.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:20 PM   #23
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Thanks, hon. Really, Merc should get the award, though...his post made me think of it.
WD-40 is not a lubricant. It is a solvent. It makes diarrhea. Obvious why he should get credit.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:21 PM   #24
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I know that. I was just making a joke.
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:43 PM   #25
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I know that. I was just making a joke.
And I'm not?Yes that is a question
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Old 02-18-2009, 08:55 PM   #26
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not a good one. Yes thats an answer
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:30 PM   #27
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I thought it was funny.

But yes, I did have to read twice to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was. Deadpan jokes are harder to recognize, especially from someone who is so deadpan in the first place. I really recommend using the occasional smiley face, tw, they really do help with this typed-communication thing.
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:19 PM   #28
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If you use the vaccuum you can short the processor from the charge?
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:45 AM   #29
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I've used the vaccum cleaner on my laptop before and that does an OK job, however I find compressed air to work the best. Get a can and go crazy, you will be amazed at the amount of crap it shifts.
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:00 PM   #30
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A while ago I used a vac to try and get some of the dog and cat fur off my laptop keys, and it took a couple of the keys off. They are back on now, so naturally I tried it again. Now one is loose. I'm learning. Slowly.
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