I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence - Page 2

Beestie · 03-06-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiki

...except for the time I took an axe to the gas heater

That kind of catharsis can produce a crater where your house used to be.

03-06-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

That kind of catharsis can produce a crater where your house used to be.

Nah, I turned off the gas first.

lumberjim · 03-06-2009, 05:49 PM

you should see jinx vacuum when she's angry. terrifying

Shawnee123 · 03-06-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

you should see jinx vacuum when she's angry. terrifying

That is so funny.

When my mom was mad, the pots came out of the cupboard in a much louder manner. That was as far as it went but banging pots still give me pause.

Tulip · 03-09-2009, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That is so funny.

When my mom was mad, the pots came out of the cupboard in a much louder manner. That was as far as it went but banging pots still give me pause.

I don't vacuum when I am angry. However, I do handles pots and doors a bit harder. I once cracked a door frame in a rage instance.

My mom wondered why the locked suddenly didn't work anymore.

Cicero · 03-06-2009, 05:52 PM

Actually that does sound terrifying.

Cicero · 03-06-2009, 06:58 PM

All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.

morethanpretty · 03-10-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.

Remind me not to get on your bad side, I'm have a really nasty reaction to red ant bites and they tend to hurt for over a month!

All 5'2" of me use to get in regular fights, I wouldn't say I won, but I didn't lose. I'm too old and decrepit now, its too hard to lift my arms up high enough to hit anyone in the face, 'cept for a midget. But everyone knows you can't beat a midget in a fight.

Kaliayev · 03-10-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

All 5'2 of me will throttle you.

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Shawnee123 · 03-10-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.

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Originally Posted by Zhuge Liang

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Yeah, 'cause you're a freaking giant.

In fact, you're ZHUGE!

Kaliayev · 03-10-2009, 11:36 AM

Zing!

Besides, what are short people good for, aside from mockery and occasionally serving as temporary replacement furniture?

Shawnee123 · 03-10-2009, 12:03 PM

Don't you mean Zhing? :p

SeaSickSiren · 03-09-2009, 01:31 PM

I am 5'2 1/2 and although I am not violent in action, I do have an acid tongue on occasion. I'd like to kick some people in the arse but refrain from actually putting this into play. Besides they could probably turn around and kick mine into oblivion! I'm tough but not that tough. Also I don't fight a fight I know I can't win

tw · 03-10-2009, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhuge Liang

I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence

Is that before or after a haircut?

Sundae · 03-10-2009, 06:52 AM

I'm 5ft 7. But I have a lot of weight behind me.
I mostly get my violent impulses out in my dreams.

Quite often I have violent dreams about my sister. I mean bashing her brains out on the pavement level of violence.
IRL I just don't get why she doesn't like me. I have this fear that my Mum doesn't really like me either, and that it is my fault, because I'm essentially unloveable.
One of the main reasons for my brief and badly thought out marriage was that my ex loved me even though he knew me.

Can you tell my therapy session brought a lot out last week?

Anyway. I have never had a really good fight.
I worry that if I was ever roused to that extent I would end up killing someone or being killed.
And right now I have no friends I can turn to to help me bury the body. Now that's a real friend. Oh, Dani, maybe. I worry she is too moral.
Limey also maybe. But I'd have to get the body all the way up to Arran!
Can't be a bloody death then... too much seepage.

I'll leave for a while, while I plan this properly...

Oh, and can you all be my character witnesses if I am accused of something premeditated?

03-06-2009, 05:49 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you should see jinx vacuum when she's angry. terrifying __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-06-2009, 05:52 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Actually that does sound terrifying. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-06-2009, 06:58 PM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-10-2009, 12:03 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't you mean Zhing? :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-10-2009, 06:52 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm 5ft 7. But I have a lot of weight behind me. I mostly get my violent impulses out in my dreams. Quite often I have violent dreams about my sister. I mean bashing her brains out on the pavement level of violence. IRL I just don't get why she doesn't like me. I have this fear that my Mum doesn't really like me either, and that it is my fault, because I'm essentially unloveable. One of the main reasons for my brief and badly thought out marriage was that my ex loved me even though he knew me. Can you tell my therapy session brought a lot out last week? Anyway. I have never had a really good fight. I worry that if I was ever roused to that extent I would end up killing someone or being killed. And right now I have no friends I can turn to to help me bury the body. Now that's a real friend. Oh, Dani, maybe. I worry she is too moral. Limey also maybe. But I'd have to get the body all the way up to Arran! Can't be a bloody death then... too much seepage. I'll leave for a while, while I plan this properly... Oh, and can you all be my character witnesses if I am accused of something premeditated? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-10-2009, 11:36 AM	#11
Kaliayev Magnificent Bastard Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 216	Zing! Besides, what are short people good for, aside from mockery and occasionally serving as temporary replacement furniture?

03-09-2009, 01:31 PM	#13
SeaSickSiren Rapscallion Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 5	I am 5'2 1/2 and although I am not violent in action, I do have an acid tongue on occasion. I'd like to kick some people in the arse but refrain from actually putting this into play. Besides they could probably turn around and kick mine into oblivion! I'm tough but not that tough. Also I don't fight a fight I know I can't win

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