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Old 08-17-2009, 12:18 AM   #16
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Oh, yeah, baby.
That's right.
Take it.
Take it all.
Say my name.
Call me Cheddar.
Yeah, I'm gonna fill all your Swiss holes.
OH SHIT - The Cat!
Cockblocked from one pussy by another pussy!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 08-17-2009, 01:24 PM   #17
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Is nothing sacred?

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Old 08-20-2009, 08:59 AM   #18
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My mission is proceeding with difficulty. I have searched various parts of Orlando, including an expedition to Africa and the Himilayas, where I had lunch with a yeti after we had a little discussion following his misguided attempt to decapitate me while I was riding a train through his domain. Last night we were beset by pirates, however, they were a raucous lot, and were much friendlier when a good bit of rum was added to the equation. They fed us a hearty dinner and entertained us with feat of derring do and a story of requited love.

I have not yet been able to make contact with Minnie Mouse, although I understand she also maintains residences in California, Tokyo, and Europe. I have but a few days remaining to me, but I have hope that I will succeed.
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Old 08-21-2009, 10:41 AM   #19
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Briefly saw Minnie yesterday. She was mobbed by a crowd of papparazzi. Her security told me I would be able to see her briefly, but she would not be available for at least an hour. Unfortunately, I had to grab some German beer and catch a boat to Hollywood, so I was unable to book our session.
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:05 AM   #20
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Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse. I will say that she seems to be doing well despite her ordeal.
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:24 AM   #21
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I think Moyer was set up. I mean c'mon now, Ms Mouse is no neophyte, she came on to me 35 years ago. I heard she's entertained millions of men at her lairs in Florida and in California.
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Old 08-24-2009, 06:40 AM   #22
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Absolutely. Everyone knows Minnie has shared her Mickey with half the planet.
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:56 PM   #23
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Minnie's a whore.
All of Toontown knows it.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

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Old 08-25-2009, 02:00 AM   #24
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Minnie's a moocher.

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Old 08-25-2009, 11:07 AM   #25
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I heard she's fucking Goofy.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:23 PM   #26
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I heard she has a screw loose.
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:00 PM   #27
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Reports are that her cheese has slipped off her cracker.
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Old 09-10-2009, 04:45 PM   #28
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I heard she was dancing down at The Mouse Trap.
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:08 PM   #29
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Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse.
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Old 09-10-2009, 09:23 PM   #30
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