Rules for Pets. - Page 2

ZenGum · 09-06-2009, 09:25 PM

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

capnhowdy · 09-07-2009, 08:03 AM

Goats are reknowned escape artists.

TheMercenary · 09-07-2009, 09:28 AM

Not pets on beds or furniture.
No jumping on guests.
No charging open doors.
No biting no growling towards family members.
No eating from the dinner table or during any meals.

Cloud · 09-07-2009, 10:22 AM

No going outside.
No fighting.
No chewing of small plastic pieces or rubber bands

TheMercenary · 09-07-2009, 10:35 AM

No chewing of furniture or shoes. Dog toys and bones only.

Cloud · 09-07-2009, 11:08 AM

no jumping out from ambush and biting people's ankles

jinx · 09-07-2009, 11:15 AM

Dennis makes his own rules.

Cloud · 09-07-2009, 11:28 AM

wait, wait -- whose rules are these?

Rich misnamed this thread. Some of these are rules for pets; but he put PET'S RULES! So . . .

--hoomans must play wid us when we bring Da Toy!
--we haz open house for de crawlies so day can be Toy!
--hoomans must lie still when we cuddlez for naps
--iz always time for nap time

Griff · 09-07-2009, 12:26 PM

Update: 5 year old girl reunited with her goats!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-07-2009, 12:55 PM

Excellent!

ZenGum · 09-07-2009, 09:01 PM

Was her name Bo Peep?

Or would that be Bo Poat?

Shawnee123 · 09-08-2009, 10:16 AM

No circling around the monitor, then knocking off my glass jar of pens and doodads, breaking it, then crawling on the printer, then circling the monitor again, then circling the monitor again, then crawling on the printer, then knocking off my coffee mug with pens and doodads in it, breaking off the handle, then circling the monitor again...BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME FREAKING BATTY.

I wish Gaines could read the interwebz.

classicman · 09-08-2009, 10:32 AM

... get a dog. That way when you are ignoring it, it'll just pee on your leg :p

Shawnee123 · 09-08-2009, 10:38 AM

I really don't even ignore him...both cats have been so damn glommy, like gluey glommy, the past couple weeks.

dar512 · 09-08-2009, 10:43 AM

It's those honey and peanut butter sandwiches you've been eating. When you aren't looking, they've been sharing.

09-06-2009, 09:25 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-07-2009, 08:03 AM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Goats are reknowned escape artists. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-07-2009, 09:28 AM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Not pets on beds or furniture. No jumping on guests. No charging open doors. No biting no growling towards family members. No eating from the dinner table or during any meals. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-07-2009, 10:22 AM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	No going outside. No fighting. No chewing of small plastic pieces or rubber bands __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2009, 10:35 AM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	No chewing of furniture or shoes. Dog toys and bones only. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

09-07-2009, 11:08 AM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no jumping out from ambush and biting people's ankles __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2009, 11:15 AM	#7
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Dennis makes his own rules. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-07-2009, 11:28 AM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wait, wait -- whose rules are these? Rich misnamed this thread. Some of these are rules for pets; but he put PET'S RULES! So . . . --hoomans must play wid us when we bring Da Toy! --we haz open house for de crawlies so day can be Toy! --hoomans must lie still when we cuddlez for naps --iz always time for nap time __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2009, 12:26 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Update: 5 year old girl reunited with her goats! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2009, 12:55 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Excellent! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-07-2009, 09:01 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Was her name Bo Peep? Or would that be Bo Poat? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-08-2009, 10:16 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No circling around the monitor, then knocking off my glass jar of pens and doodads, breaking it, then crawling on the printer, then circling the monitor again, then circling the monitor again, then crawling on the printer, then knocking off my coffee mug with pens and doodads in it, breaking off the handle, then circling the monitor again...BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME FREAKING BATTY. I wish Gaines could read the interwebz. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-08-2009, 10:32 AM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... get a dog. That way when you are ignoring it, it'll just pee on your leg :p __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-08-2009, 10:38 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I really don't even ignore him...both cats have been so damn glommy, like gluey glommy, the past couple weeks. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-08-2009, 10:43 AM	#15
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	It's those honey and peanut butter sandwiches you've been eating. When you aren't looking, they've been sharing. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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